Bigfoot prowls the North Carolina woods.

A new kind of UFO slithers through the skies. 

Speaking of slithering, has DNA evidence conclusively identified the Loch Ness Monster?

New study concludes WTC Building 7 could not have collapsed on its own.

John discusses the Jeffrey Epstein case. More accurately, he discusses why we're NOT discussing it!

New extraterrestrial object enters our solar system. Is it the end? Again?

Finally... John pitches his Star Wars sequel. And it actually doesn't suck!

We return to our roots and do a feature-length takedown - er, review - of the new(ish) documentary BOB LAZAR: AREA 51 & FLYING SAUCERS.  Do we think there's life on other worlds? Almost definitely.

Intelligent? Probably.

That they've visited earth? Possibly.

The they've visited earth sometime in the last century? Unlikely, but who knows?

That Bob Lazar actually participated in a government effort to reverse engineer an alien spacecraft? 

Listen and find out!

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We're back! John explains why he needed a sabbatical from all this... stuff.

What the heck was that thing on Vivian Gomez's security cam? An elf? Dobby? A lost cast member from Mac and Me? 

The President and the Mole People.

UFOs (or is that UAPs) hitting the news in a big way. You know when even the New York Times gets in on the act, something's going on, as the establishment almost never takes this subject seriously. Coming disclosure? Or just more disinfo?

Oh, and stop trying to make UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon) happen. It's not going to happen.  

We discuss the tragic circumstances surrounding the death of Isaac Kappy, one troubled individual at the center of last year's Hollywood pedophilia panic. Was it suicide? Or was he "suicided"?

Adam's mind is blown by an astounding coincidence linking Kappy with our previous episode's feature on joining the Illuminati. 

We pay tribute to GRUMPY CAT (aka Tardar Sauce) and Stanton Friedman (aka The Man Who Made Roswell).

How one man almost joined the Illuminati - by answering an email. For a secret society, they sure don't seem to be very discriminating recruiters.

John has a dream. And now he has All the Answers. And he's going to share them with us. What is life? Why is life? How is paradox the key to existence? And what's with all the porn?

Quantum physicists prove there is no such thing as absolute, objective reality. Well, that explains a LOT.

Bigfoot update! Well, Yeti, but still... 

Did you know Jesus wasn't the ONLY one resurrected that day? Or that chocolate bunnies are hollow for your own safety and well-being? Or that "Easter" has absolutely nothing to do with "Ishtar" (despite what that Facebook meme would have you believe)?

Speaking of... Facebook employees have been falling for the conspiracy theories they're supposed to be moderating. What is going on over there?

Of course conspiracy theories are already springing up around the Notre Dame fire. Could there be anything to them? The Mueller Report has been released. What earth-shaking revelations have come to light? And can we please put this to bed, now?

Four days to Rapture! Again!!

John's bursting with pride at his unerring ability to see the future. John knows all. Trust in John.

Yes, the Mueller report has been delivered. Yes, it's a massive letdown. Yes, Trump is still president. John argues that we are living through one of the most egregious and elaborate conspiracies in American history.

Adam discovers he's famous. Or at least, a "ghost photo" he took 27 years ago is. Among a certain cohort of modern ghostbusters. He tells the true story of his apparently classic (who knew?) "man in tree" photograph. 

Also, we talk about verifiable Catholic Miracles - in particular, incorrupt corpses. Because why not?

Momo! Where did it come from? Is it a hoax? Should parents be concerned? There's something happening here, but what it is ain't exactly clear.  

Adam rushes through all the things he WAS going to talk about this episode but is most definitely NOT talking about: New Book American Cosmic, Catholic Miracles, Qi Power, the Mystery of Elisa Lam, Interdimensional Entities, Ed & Lorraine Warren's Haunted Legal Precedent...  Alex Jones recently appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience. This was an epic, nearly-five-hour rantfest covering everything from zombie wasps to human/pig hybrids to clandestine government meetings with alien intelligences. In short, it's everything a paranoid conspiracy buff could want and more...

Hey, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you. 

Opportunity's last words: did the little Mars rover that could *really* say "my battery is low and it's getting dark"? Do you really want the answer? All about the "Collins Elite"  - the secret cabal that controls all things and stands against the demonic inter-dimensional beings that seeded our civilization...

Are personality tests any more accurate than astrology? (For that matter, how accurate *is* astrology?) John and Adam test each other, discuss the Jungian origins of Myers-Briggs, and reveal the personality types most likely to believe in conspiracy theories.

We are back after an extended holiday break. And it's time to face the music: How accurate were we with our 2018 predictions? 

We discuss the frighteningly articulate future forecasts of children living in 1904. Did they fare any better than we did in 2018? Psychic Nikki shares her prognostications for 2019. She's probably wrong about everything so we'll deflect criticisms of our inaccuracies by laughing at her. Oh, also -- are we on the verge of an AI Apocalypse? Yeah, probably.