Make Room For Sports

We return to two long-overlooked corners of the show: MIKAL'S DROPS and TOP PLAYS OF THE WEEK. We also blabber about whether the Sixers are too fun, and why Thursday Night Football is dumb, and how popular we were at our friend's wedding. Dave has a story about meeting the Islanders' chef, Simon explains the Keurig coffee controversy, and we still dislike Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell.

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Disclaimer: We do not mention LiAngelo Ball in this episode.

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We venture deep, deep into the forest of our love for YOU, THE LISTENER, and return with MAXIMUM ZINGERS PER MINUTE about the odds of Colin Kaepernick getting indicted by Robert Mueller, a timely primer on DORF DOES GOLF, and the best NFL theme songs. Because of the particular conditions of our parole, we're obligated to explain what we think football coaches should wear in the rain, but with that business out of the way, we are free to serve PIPING HOT KNOWLEDGE ENTREES to satiate what most hungers you: What's up with Markelle Fultz? Why is Bob McNair so awful? Is Marshawn Lynch the coolest? Why did Kiko Alonso carry Taylor Gabriel? How can our own Dave Dominique forgive himself for a 1980s baseball incident on the playground? Why and how are the World Series baseballs lubed up? We also announce an exciting eventual partnership with Big Baller Brand, get to the bottom of the Thunder's numinous plane dent thing, and Mike tries yet again to articulate his Lacanian analysis of quarterback futility and is saved, perhaps, by Dave, who says it right.

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HELPFUL LINKS

Kiko Alonso carries an adversary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE2xLQqK-PE

Marshawn Lynch practices with high school team:

https://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/10/26/16552984/marshawn-lynch-high-school-practice-wrecked-teens

Without rhyme or reason, we deliver unto you: a spirited roundtable of World Series talk (it'll be hot, or something); a rough sketch of the Eastern Conference's imminent rise to power, with a special focus on Joel Embiid and Giannis Antetokounmpo; and more talk than is, strictly speaking, necessary about the following: a yelp review of a supermarket in Couer d'Alene, Idaho; a sad eyes contest between Andre Drummond and Anthony Davis; who knows what about whether or not Markelle Fultz has the yips or a bad shoulder; and, believe it or not, much, much more.

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America's only podcast delivers correct opinions on the Roger Federer/Klay Thompson ping pong match, the First Annual WHO IS THE NBA KING OF MAKE ROOM FOR SPORTS Gambling Challenge, and NFL Week Six updates, including celebration sub-updates. Most importantly, we introduce the new NBA season, so of course we can't stop ourselves from talking about Andrew Bogut and Zaza Pachulia for ten minutes, but lucky for you we also offer in-depth predictions for the Warriors, Thunder, Rockets, Sixers, Brook Lopezes, and Pelicans.

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Don't worry, America, we're back with another week of correct opinions on what matters most: Christian Pulisic's savior status, Steve Bartman and this week's near-Bartman incident, Jeremy Lin's dreadlocks, a goalie whose helmet has an image of the Iverson stepover, Yasiel Puig's sexy antics and Sports Kink in general, and Kevin McHale's James Harden appraisal. We also form actual English sentences about things done or said by Enes Kantor, Carmello Anthony, the 49ers, and the WNBA finals. Plus: Mike Pence takes in some gridiron action, Mikal has anger issues, and much, much more!

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