America's favorite gentle bros are inaugurally depressed, there are technical difficulties, and Mike has a cold and forgets how to use his mute button, but they soldier on.

MAKE ROOM FOR: A delayed appreciation of Packers/Cowboys in which Mike explains punting (correctly) and the A Gap (nearly correctly) to Simon . . . The most upsetting plays of the week . . . Is drone racing a sport? . . . Mikal's NBA fashion minute . . . and Mike and Mikal pitch their sports movie (TAKEN FIVE) to Simon.

QUESTIONS ANSWERED: Has Trump ever scored a basket? Is punting like shuffleboard? Why is Aaron Rodgers so sad and so old? Is Macklemore nice?

PLUS: Football helmet beauty regimens, extreme ironing, the sophisticated surfer look, and MUCH, MUCH MORE.

Berating Announcers...FRESH AIR BEEF...Bittersweet Plays of the Week...MRFS Special Report on Grayson Allen...Michael Bennett's Conspiracy Minute...Mike Explains Down and Distance to Simon...Hard-Hitting Analysis of HE GOT GAME...Mikal Does His Homework!...The Krewe Checks in on Boogie and Rondo...and the LA Stadium Debacle...

NB: FILM KNOWLEDGE DEMONSTRATED: MIDNIGHT COWBOY, MONEY TRAIN, CONCUSSION, RUDY, AIR BUD, and ANTOINE FUQUA'S ENTIRE OEUVRE...

Plus: Simon thinks announcers broadcast from inside a closet, Mike gaslights Grayson Allen, Mikal offers empathy training, and other whimpering from the sidelines!

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Reflections on the Sugar Bowl and Mikal's wedding...Hating on the Varriors...Mikal's Joke Time...Shameful Plays of the Week...Dreamboat or Shipwreck...Mike and Mikal Forget to do their Homework...What is an All Star Game?...NFL Playoff Predictions...

Plus Mikal's Research Corner, Simon's Conspiracy Minute, Trying to Name a Baseball Player, Home Defense Strategies, and much, much more!