Straight people want their straight pride flag, but an evil Canadian mayor stole it from them. Also they want other flags. As long as they're not gay.

Also, Kay Jewelers won't let a straight cop into their store to buy his heterosexual engagement ring. The sheriff's department is coming for them, and all of facebook is coming with them.

Music: G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day of Revenge

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