Malt Couture

By DontDrinkBeerComedy Improv

Malt Couture episodes

April 04, 2019 Batch 42: Ten to One
Alex does a 10-to-1 trade to land a beer that was nine years in the making. Ohio man lives off only beer for Lent. Michael brings in his most refreshing beverage to date. Stephen is shamed for only having Amazon Music.

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1 hr 42 min
March 28, 2019 Batch 41: B3K, Bump, Bump, Bump
In a week full of Beer News, the Malty Boyz™ discuss click bait headlines, BrewDog's "Flight From Hell," and Modelo's literally flooding the streets. Alex pops an instant classic. Michael gives us a glimpse into beer's dystopian future.

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1 hr 33 min
March 21, 2019 Batch 40: One Per Household
Leave your nana and significant other at home for this batch. The Malty Boyz™ take a look at Floodland Brewing's attempts to stop bottle flippers and razzlers. Michael becomes a parent. Stephen gets up close and personal with Bette Davis. Also, sex robots.

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1 hr 43 min
March 14, 2019 Batch 39: Ta-Tah-Ta-Tah-Ta-Tah (The St. Patrick's Day Episode)
Follow the Malty Boyz™ to the end of the rainbow as they talk about winter jorts and another Updating Old Dumb Beer Laws With Slightly Less Stupid Beer Laws segment featuring Utah, again. We shake things up at the top of the show before our special St. Patrick's Day bottleshare.

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1 hr 40 min
March 07, 2019 Batch 38: Another Mailbag Episode
In this mailbag we answer your most pressing questions about palate fatigue, over-hyped breweries, pretzel necklaces, label art, and "What's Alex's favorite RPG?" Plus, we have a very egg-citing Beer News story.

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1 hr 40 min
February 28, 2019 Batch 37: Back to the Spider Den
Here's a list of things discussed in this episode: Yale crust punks, Blueface, Alex's true age, Kevin, Brett, Superbowl commercials, the WWE Hall of Fame, Michael's inability to run for public office, Old Spaghetti Factory's wine selection, Casey, Flanders, and breaking legs. Alex tries to discuss Santa Clarita Diet but Stephen and Michael are having none of it!

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2 hr 3 min
February 21, 2019 Batch 36: John Laffler of Off Color Brewing
Fermentation nerds rejoice! John Laffler of Off Color Brewing enters the maltiest Airbnb in all the land during a Polar Vortex to hear the Malty Boyz™ talk about urology and lil' beers. WARNING: This is the most error filled episode thanks to 4 consecutive days of embellishing in Chicago's beer scene and recording at 10am. Sorry not sorry.

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1 hr 43 min
February 14, 2019 Batch 35: Joe Gebavi and Scott Coffman of Pipeworks Brewing Co.
Joe Gebavi and Scott Coffman of Pipeworks Brewing Co. brave the Polar Vortex and join the Malty Boyz™ at their Airbnb in The Windy City to talk about the evolution of the Chicago beer scene, eisbocks, and gentrification. Due to weather conditions, all beers for the Bottle Share were purchased at Binny's.

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1 hr 40 min
February 07, 2019 Batch 34: Pastry Dawgs Adjunct Artisan Ales
Give a pastry boy a barrel of beer and they'll fuck shit up on the secondary trade market. This week The Malty Boyz™ look at Prairie Artisan Ales' Prairie Dawg membership club drama. Stephen falls for the oldest trick in the book. Alex talks about his favorite day of the year.

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1 hr 54 min
January 31, 2019 Batch 33: Barleywine is Life: BARLEY BATTLE!
ALL. BARLEYWINE. EVERYTHING. It's our second Barleywine is Life episode and it's only barleywine from top-to-bottom curated by Alex himself. From OG White Whale beers to new money barley bangers, this is an episode 14 years in the making. ALL HAIL LORD MARIS!

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2 hr 17 min

About Malt Couture

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After 7 years of being anonymous, 1.5 million words written about beer, and preaching the gospel of Barleywine is Life, Don't Drink Beer's Alex Kidd gets into the deep, dark world of podcasting.…