Malt Couture

By DontDrinkBeerComedy Improv

Malt Couture episodes

January 24, 2019 Batch 32: Friendships & Lawsuits
Can't we all just get along? The Malty Boyz™ try to make sense of the lawsuit between Hill Farmstead and Tired Hands Brewing while drinking beers from Hill Farmstead and Tired Hands. Michael's beer divides the room. Stephen puts his lips on the Swedish. The Swedish is all alone.

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1 hr 40 min
January 22, 2019 Bonus Batch: Whale Mail with Beer Snobbin'
The Malty Boyz™ meet with the elusive and mysterious Instagram beer celebrity, BeerSnobbin, and do an in-person trade in the very first episode of Whale Mail! Michael figures out how many cans of Modelo it would take to land rare lambic, Stephen shows up late and sees how the show has changed, and BeerSnobbin brings in a gem from the OG White Whale List to stunt on everyone.

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1 hr 13 min
January 17, 2019 Batch 31: The Great Label Lockdown
If a hype can never gets released, then did it ever really deserve the hype? THE US GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN! WE HAVE NO NEW BEERS! Thankfully, there's already plenty of existing, TTB approved beers to choose from. A little 2018 GABF gold lands on Birdshit Table.

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1 hr 45 min
January 10, 2019 Batch 30: Winter Vacation
Braving a Southern California winter, the Malty Boyz™ trek through moderate weather to chill out with some seasonal winter beers at Birdshit Table. Alex talks about some uplifting Beer News when he discusses Resilience, an IPA brewed by 1,481 breweries to help support those affected by the Northern California Camp Fire. Michael turns 30. Stephen is tempted to move to NYC.

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1 hr 30 min
January 03, 2019 Batch 29: Farmhouse Manifesto
What puts the "farm" in farmhouse beer? That's what the Malty Boyz™ set to figure out with a little help from Saint Somewhere Brewing's Bob Sylvester in the first batch of 2019. Alex gives them a taste of Norway with an aquavit infused beer. Stephen and Michael share their New Year's resolutions.

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1 hr 33 min
December 27, 2018 Batch 28: Billy Hamilton of Silverstein
Alex lands his White Whale of a guest when Silverstein bassist Billy Hamilton pulls up a seat at Birdshit Table and shares tales about muling beer past the 49th parallel, being on Warped Tour, and his very first adult beverage. He even joins in on the Bottleshare. Michael gives us a glimpse of his college drinking days. Stephen talks about wrestling, again.

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December 20, 2018 Batch 27: Sugar Water for White Elephants
Light some frankincense, lather on some myrrh and get ready for the Malty Boyz™ Christmas episode! Join them as they have a joyful White Elephant gift exchange. Alex and Michael attempt to settle their IRL Thanksgiving beef. Trillium goes full Grinch-mode... or do they?

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1 hr 54 min
December 11, 2018 Batch 25: Barrel Power & Responsibility
From the judges score cards at the Toronado Barleywine Fest to the beer trolls of St. Louis, The Malty Boyz™ explore the power of barrel aging. We follow up with the aftermath of the nixed A Deal With The Devil release. A brewery rises from the dead to brew another day.

Sponsored by Tioga Sequoia. Rush Day is their annual celebration of artisan coffee and coffee infused beer. Join them for their 5th Annual Rush Day Celebration in Downtown Fresno on 12/15!

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1 hr 49 min
December 06, 2018 Batch 26: Sorry Not Sorry
There's beer label drama in The Great White North concerning the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Michael books the role of a lifetime. Stephen goes on a date. Alex brings in a San Francisco treat. And The Malty Boyz™ aren't sorry about any of their choices.

Sponsored by Tioga Sequoia. Rush Day is their annual celebration of artisan coffee and coffee infused beer. Join them for their 5th Annual Rush Day Celebration in Downtown Fresno on 12/15!

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1 hr 46 min
November 29, 2018 Batch 24: Öl! Öl! Öl! (Beer! Beer! Beer!)
Alex breaks down a lawsuit between Eagle Rock Brewery and a discrimination troll. Michael's reveals he's a flandershead. Alex recalls The IBU Wars of the early 2000s. At some point Stephen rambles on about Cody Rhodes.

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1 hr 52 min

About Malt Couture

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After 7 years of being anonymous, 1.5 million words written about beer, and preaching the gospel of Barleywine is Life, Don't Drink Beer's Alex Kidd gets into the deep, dark world of podcasting.…