Mandarin Monkey Podcast

IN this episode we touch on procrastination and focus. The 5 second rule, gift giving culture in Taiwan and the west. We also discuss our weird fears. This episode went on an epic journey, only to discover itself. After walking three days and three nights, it found a wide, beautiful, silver surfaced lake high in the Alduin mountains. It starred at itself under the glimmering nights sky and asked the fabled question. "Who am I?". To its surprise the river answered. "You are the result of two great minds coming together, one using Chinese logic and the other English. When both minds met, magic happened. You were born, young episode...go and be who you were born to be". And with that the episode went off to fulfill its destiny as one of the best in its field. It is said people still listen to this day. Enjoy.

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We discuss the differences in culture between west and east. We touch on topics such as sex, business, food, schooling, relationships and more. This episode was dug up on the shores of Cavernous Cape, a forsaken island only ever visited by one other pirate. The infamous Captain Skilly Wigg. The Buried Bones and its crew had been sailing for thirty days and thirty nights to find Cavernous Cape. When they did the chest was guarded by hideous undead pirates from Skilly Wiggs crew. Many perished in the finding of the chest. One escaped to tell the tale. That's how this is being delivered to your ears in beautifully crafted Chinglish. Chinese and English. Enjoy.

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We discuss Taiwan's table manners versus England's. We also touch on other topics revolving around cultural manners, then we digress a bit about lefties and righties. This podcast was taken from the table of a giant while he slumbered. Jack, a gallant but reckless young man had climbed miles and miles to reach the ancient castle in search of an infamous golden goose. He instead found a golden podcast next to a sleeping giant. The podcast would give gifts of Chinese gold whenever you listened hard enough, Jack wanted it to himself.

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In this episode we discuss the differences (in our opinion)between Japan and Taiwanese culture and some other interesting tidbits. This episode was made by the legendary Japanese podcast maker, Hattori Podzo. He only creates one podcast every ten years, but folds the sounds ten times, forming a unique and miraculous auditory experience for the user. He calls it tempered sound. We call it genius. All selected and delivered to your ears in soothing yet refreshing Chinglish. Chinese and English.

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Hi guys! This is just a quick service update as to why we haven't made a podcast in a week and a bit. Apologies to those who listen regularly and expect more regular episodes. We explain all in this 5 minute update.

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In this episode we discuss having bilingual children and how we are raising ours to understand 3 languages. Then we move onto a large a deep discussion about habits in Taiwan vs UK. This episode was found inside the krakens belly along with an ancient ship from Greece. It was found after the carcass washed up along San Fransisco bay and was discovered by joggers in the early hours of the morning. It's now on display above all the other Chinese and English podcasts. Enjoy.

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In this episode we go deep. real deep. Into the depths of superstitions and then reincarnation. We discuss the Taiwanese superstitions and others from around the world. We talk about family and relationships at the end which ends up on some reasonably sound advice (in our opinion) about staying passionate about each other.This Chinese and English episode was discovered in a shipwreck, deep in the Atlantic ocean. It was found by Russian deep sea divers and hauled up over six miles of crushing Atlantic water and onto the deck of a research vessel. They ran various experiments on it, until finally discovering its secrets. All of those secrets are revealed using the ancient language aptly named Chinglish.

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In this episode we talk about if we could have dinner with someone who is alive or dead whom would it be, we also talk about time periods we would love to go back to or go forward to. Ula opens up about her mum and we find some deep meaning in reflecting on life in general. We learn Chinese words for life and life span, success and failure, working, business and happiness. This episode was found in a field, hidden in the rolling green hills of England. It was dug up by an expert team of archaeologists, dusted off and cleaned up by a master in her craft. Then sold to the museum of Podcasts in Cornwall. There is has been displayed for all to see. A marvel of historical importance. All presented in beautiful English and Chinese for your listening pleasure. Enjoy.

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In this episode of the Mandarin Monkey podcast we are officially back after being sick for a couple of weeks. AND being busy with our day job. But the fire of Hades himself couldn't stop us from making one today. We discuss our together bucket list, the movies we could watch over and over again and couldn't, we discuss talents we wish we could have and new exciting relationships that are developing. This episode of the podcast was created in an angels bedroom, shot from the bow of Artemis into the heart of a sleeping cherub. The cherub awoke to find new love and lease for life and went out to find its fortune. It found it in the shape of this podcast. Then brought it to your ears and eyes. Xie Xie xiaotianshi (cherub/little angel).

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In this episode we talk about how to introduce yourself...well we ask you to introduce yourself and offer to help you out with correction and improvement. We also discuss how we like to relax and let go of stress. We talk about how certain situations make us feel and how to overcome them, and about our best and worst personality traits. All in Chinglish...Chinese and English. This episode was brought to us by a Norse God whom found the MP3 file on his hammer. The lightening God told us to upload this an allow fellow humans to listen else he would return and punish us greatly. So here it is.....

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