The Boys have been watching gas prices continue to set new record highs, and the White House Press Secretary had a total meltdown discussing them. The Dow dropped 1,100 points for the biggest decline since 2020, and President Joe Biden has a bit of trouble with acronyms. Dr. Jennifer Ashton says more boosting may not necessarily be the answer, while Americans would rather talk about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. President Biden invokes the Defense Production Act, in an effort to address the baby formula shortage crisis. The Disinformation Board is being shut down due to disinformation, and Donald Trump tells Dr. Oz to go ahead and declare victory. George W. Bush had a Freudian slip when talking about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and Elon Musk says he will be voting republican for the first time, because of democrats.

MVC&R are trying very hard to contain their laughter, but President Joe Biden’s “Disinformation Board” is gone, for now, and the FBI debunked a key part of the Trump/Russia conspiracy. It’s no secret democrats use illegal immigration to get more power, and it’s no surprise there is a montage of their confirmation. Hillary Clinton was handed yet another embarrassing defeat, after Netflix decided to pass on the “Rodham” project after two years in development. It seems Dr. Oz is not going to just Waltz into the Senate, and Cori Bush’s primary opponent dropped a hilarious ad. The head of the NIH admitted that trans children are being used as science experiments, while Californians are moving to Portugal in droves, but the Portuguese are not happy about it.

The Boys don’t exactly understand the rationale, but new White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre says we need to raise taxes for climate change. Senator Chuck Schumer is blaming Tucker Carlson for the Buffalo shooting, while the Senate advanced the massive $40 billion Ukraine spending package. Elon Musk ripped President Joe Biden, saying the, “Real President is whoever controls the teleprompter.” The Women’s March is calling for a rage-filled summer, while President Biden is spending $5 billion on bike lanes. A federal court halted Biden’s mandates forcing religious employers to pay for trans surgeries, and Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law making it illegal to protest outside someone’s home.

MVC&R have what is known about the Buffalo shooting, and the shooter, as the media wastes no time in blaming Tucker Carlson for the whole thing. President Joe Biden believes telepathy would have helped with the baby formula shortage, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says he would not work under a second Trump administration. A fentanyl awareness group is asking the Biden administration to track overdose deaths the same way they did COVID deaths, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes free speech should be balanced. In the wake of the Roe decision leak, Yale law students are calling for the ostracizing of conservative classmates, as well as tossing out the Constitution, and a priest called out NPR’s abortion coverage for leaving out pro-life voices. The Cincinnati Reds threw a no-hitter against the Pittsburgh Pirates, yet still lost the game, and the most male- and female-dominated careers today.

The Boys are not hoarding baby formula, that we know of, but outgoing Press Secretary Jen Psaki says hoarding is to blame for the shortage. The White House is claiming there were no COVID vaccines before President Biden took office, and Elon Musk puts the Twitter takeover on hold amid fake account questions. The FBI did track parents who opposed COVID policies, according to Republicans, and Jen Psaki says the crack pipe stimulus is a conspiracy. Joe Rogan blasted people who have a problem with the “groomer” term, and Adele bought Sylvester Stallone’s house, which came with a “Rocky” statue by the pool. Planned Parenthood explains that the word “choice” ignores the lived realities of black people, and the FDA approved “cookie-flavored” underwear to prevent STIs during oral sex. This week has been full of discussion regarding life, and its beginnings, so The Friday Five highlights the issue – Best Life Songs.