MVC&R are continuing to monitor the meltdown, as one democrat claims the Supreme Court does not have the right to change the law. Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last night, and Yamiche Alcindor is concerned pregnancies will turn into children. Vice President Kamala Harris believes women are being denied their rights, and Jamie Raskin suggests republicans want to sterilize you next. The missing Alabama prison official had a “special relationship” with the disappeared inmate, and Elie Mystal is completely unhinged during his rant about our forefathers. Whoopi Goldberg wants to keep abortion between her and her child, and Vice News recommends using horse medicine to abort babies.

The Boys are quite entertained by the media weeping of the leaking of the SCOTUS draft opinion on Roe v Wade, and President Joe Biden is saying Roe is religious. Democrat lawmakers are saying “the right to abortion is sacred”, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki is claiming the Disinformation Board is going to help with the border crisis. The Indiana Attorney General is suing Black Lives Matter, and a University of Tennessee pitcher just broke the record for the fastest pitch in college. It seems the “miracle drug” to battle COVID doesn't work, and Mayor Eric Adams attempted to pull an AOC at the 2022 Met Gala. The director of “Fast X” reportedly quit because of Vin Diesel, and Jack Nicholson’s axe from “The Shining” sold for $175K.

MVC&R have been watching the economy go crazy, and NBC’s Sam Brock is saying the economy “is a bit crazy”. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits his office could have done a better job explaining their Ministry of Truth rollout, while CNN’s David Zurawik believes Elon Musk is dangerous, and is opening the gates of Hell. A guy repeatedly blamed his farts on the dog, and it cost his wife thousands in veterinarian bills. Brian Stelter claims the Ministry of Truth is “just a Fox story”, and Duran Duran topped the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s fan vote ballot. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies, and Bill Murray wants to learn from his mistakes after inadvertently crossing a line. Public school enrollment is down, and the FBI’s warrantless searches of Americans’ data more than doubled from 2020 to 2021.

The Boys were not surprised to hear the latest report about the struggling economy, as Press Secretary Jen Psaki questioned if anyone would object to a “ministry of truth”. The new “truth minister” sings a song about disinformation, and Representative Ken Buck compares Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to Benedict Arnold. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is desperate to deflect the severity of inflation, calling financial strain on Americans’ lives an “aberration”. Representative Maria Salazar wants the media to do their jobs, and Texas sues President Biden over the new border rule. Sharon Osbourne is having to travel home to help Ozzy fight COVID, and a democrat gets completely embarrassed when asked about racism. The Friday Five celebrates National Family Week – Best Sibling Bands.

MVC&R have been watching inflation steadily increase, as they now have reports the economy shrank in the first quarter of 2022. President Joe Biden seems to think the country has seen great growth, and Representative Maxine Waters tested positive for COVID-19. An actor served his wife with custody papers while she was on stage, and the Department of Homeland Security set up the “Disinformation Governance Board”. President Biden talks about Ukrainian prices being paid with Ukrainian lives, and Sage Steele is suing ESPN on grounds of free speech, after comments on their vaccine mandate, and remark about Obama’s race. Harvard de-platformed a feminist who was opposed to males competing in women’s sports, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was asked about his past experiences with failure.