MVC&R have been watching the economy go crazy, and NBC’s Sam Brock is saying the economy “is a bit crazy”. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits his office could have done a better job explaining their Ministry of Truth rollout, while CNN’s David Zurawik believes Elon Musk is dangerous, and is opening the gates of Hell. A guy repeatedly blamed his farts on the dog, and it cost his wife thousands in veterinarian bills. Brian Stelter claims the Ministry of Truth is “just a Fox story”, and Duran Duran topped the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s fan vote ballot. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies, and Bill Murray wants to learn from his mistakes after inadvertently crossing a line. Public school enrollment is down, and the FBI’s warrantless searches of Americans’ data more than doubled from 2020 to 2021.

The Boys were not surprised to hear the latest report about the struggling economy, as Press Secretary Jen Psaki questioned if anyone would object to a “ministry of truth”. The new “truth minister” sings a song about disinformation, and Representative Ken Buck compares Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to Benedict Arnold. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is desperate to deflect the severity of inflation, calling financial strain on Americans’ lives an “aberration”. Representative Maria Salazar wants the media to do their jobs, and Texas sues President Biden over the new border rule. Sharon Osbourne is having to travel home to help Ozzy fight COVID, and a democrat gets completely embarrassed when asked about racism. The Friday Five celebrates National Family Week – Best Sibling Bands.

MVC&R have been watching inflation steadily increase, as they now have reports the economy shrank in the first quarter of 2022. President Joe Biden seems to think the country has seen great growth, and Representative Maxine Waters tested positive for COVID-19. An actor served his wife with custody papers while she was on stage, and the Department of Homeland Security set up the “Disinformation Governance Board”. President Biden talks about Ukrainian prices being paid with Ukrainian lives, and Sage Steele is suing ESPN on grounds of free speech, after comments on their vaccine mandate, and remark about Obama’s race. Harvard de-platformed a feminist who was opposed to males competing in women’s sports, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was asked about his past experiences with failure.

The Boys are closely monitoring their portfolios, especially after Deutsche Bank warns of a major recession on the way. DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas believes the border crisis has been “effectively managed”, and Amber Heard’s lawyer objected to his own question. The American Academy of Pediatrics is targeting young kids with a radical gender ideology puberty guide, and President Joe Biden put up more roadblocks for domestic oil production. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin denies the United States is in a proxy war with Russia, and Chuck Schumer claims the only way to fight inflation is to raise taxes. Dr. Anthony Fauci says we are past the pandemic phase, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki dismisses claims of President Biden’s corruption, since it was ten years ago.

MVC&R were in absolute shock to find out Elon Musk could censor candidates to swing an election, as MSNBC attempts to make believe that this hasn’t already happened in recent elections. A South Texas democrat blames President Biden for the situation at the border, as well as the energy crisis. An update on Alec Baldwin, after he shot and killed a woman on a movie set. Jen Psaki explains President Biden’s concern about disinformation, and a judge rules Title 42 to remain in place, for now. A Japanese man who married a fictional character wants to raise awareness about “fictosexuals”, and Mexican authorities are witnessed trying to stop migrants, in an unusual sight.