MVC&R were in absolute shock to find out Elon Musk could censor candidates to swing an election, as MSNBC attempts to make believe that this hasn’t already happened in recent elections. A South Texas democrat blames President Biden for the situation at the border, as well as the energy crisis. An update on Alec Baldwin, after he shot and killed a woman on a movie set. Jen Psaki explains President Biden’s concern about disinformation, and a judge rules Title 42 to remain in place, for now. A Japanese man who married a fictional character wants to raise awareness about “fictosexuals”, and Mexican authorities are witnessed trying to stop migrants, in an unusual sight.

The Boys are keeping a close watch on Twitter, as the social media platform and Elon Musk could reach a deal today. Authorities are still looking for Specialist Bishop Evans, the Texas National Guardsman who went missing trying to rescue two illegal immigrants. Jen Psaki thinks people just don't understand President Biden’s “magic”, and Milani Cosmetics caught Amber Heard lying about Johnny Depp bruises. Orrin Hatch passed away over the weekend, but before passing he wrote a Hanukkah song. A large library association picks a “marxist lesbian” as its president, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes it sets a dangerous precedent to let the legal system work. A black nationalist shot four people in Washington D.C., but the media were suspiciously silent by Monday.

MVC&R are still monitoring the fallout from the overturning of the CDC’s mask mandate, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes the courts should not be involved in public health matters. A teachers union boss is speaking out against the parents’ rights bills, claiming that the bills are disrupting education. Philadelphia bails on its new mask mandate, and MSNBC says Governor Ron DeSantis actually did okay with COVID. Leaked audio exposed Kevin McCarthy’s desire to get Donald Trump to resign, and a reporter asked Mayor Lori Lightfoot why she would even consider running for reelection. Tennessee passes a bill that requires drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent, and dog beds for humans are now a thing you can buy. Today is Earth Day, and the boys wanted to celebrate properly with The Friday Five – Best World Songs.

The Boys sometimes have a little trouble keeping up with the ramblings of President Joe Biden, and sometimes he talks about masks on planes when asked about the border. MSNBC provides a Bible lesson about Jesus Christ, and Vice President Kamala Harris talks about the excitement of space. Jen Psaki believes teachers should be talking the children about their sex, and liberals react to Barack Obama’s removal from Spotify. A French teacher who performed in drag in front of students is pursuing a new career, and Johnny Depp talks about Amber Heard’s “need for violence”. Piers Morgan lied about Donald Trump “storming off of interview”, and teens attacked a Hispanic woman because she had braids.

MVC&R were not traveling at the time the mask mandate was overturned, so they didn’t get to celebrate, but the media are freaking out about the dissolution of the mandate. More than two dozen republican governors launch the “Border Strike Force” to address the border crisis, and college students weigh in on the student loan crisis as President Biden extends the payment pause. A TV station in Taiwan apologizes for telling people China was bombing them, and President Biden believes people should not make money while serving in Congress. Johnny Depp testifies that he never hit a woman, and a study shows it is not your fault if your mother-in-law hates you.