This is proof that married men are living awful, henpecked lives! The hosts read answers from a viral Reddit thread asking men what they do the second their wives and kids leave the house for alone time. The men confess to “wholesome” activities like putting away decorative pillows, finally being able to turn down the AC, or sitting in complete silence. The hosts savage these miserable confessions and argue that most men are just too scared to admit the truth (porn and jerking off).

What is the first thing you do when everyone leaves the house? Be honest in the comments!

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