A healthy MarsCorp employee is a happy and productive MarsCorp employee. That’s why we make sure our human capital is fed with the finest synthetogenetic meat, with the Meat Master 5000 meat production facility ensuring there is a constant, abundant supply of meaty goodness. Warning: For those working in the meat production facility, DO NOT allow any foreign DNA to enter the system. In the event of contamination, please contact the base manager.

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Welcome to MarsCorp! You might feel disorientated at first, being 140 million miles from Earth, but there’s no need to panic. As soon as you recover from your journey in suspended animation and get to know your new state-of-the-art MarsCorp home, you’ll soon feel totally comfortable and able to progress with your task on the MarsCorp terraforming mission. Please take time to familiarise yourself with the MarsCorp departments and your fellow workers. In the event of non-clarity about your designated tasks, please contact the base manager.

MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content.

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