Martini Shot

Rob skirts FCC decency regulations by referring to as many objectionable and dirty words as possible, just like on network television.

When everything's going well in your show business career it's because you don't understand what really bad thing is about to happen. Beware the invisible ninth planet.

Rob asks for younger and better looking extras, and ends up with a bunch of middle school kids...

Rob puts on a pair of $6 reading glasses and learns just how easy it is to look like he's thinking hard. Cheap, too. Beats actually thinking hard.

We put Hollywood on the couch and discover why it’s so interested in zombies these days. Can you say, projection?

Rob Long reveals the secret to being a powerful and effective agent: listening to clients on the phone, playing Candy Crush, and doing nothing.

In the worst possible move, Rob reads an article about himself on the web, and then reads the comments.

We learn the nice way to pass on a television pilot, and a soothing term for a plane crash. A controlled flight into terrain. A perfect show business euphemism...

The three things that make a great movie producer: lots of money, an impulsive nature, and an irrational mind. Those last two tend to be a drain on the first.

What happens when the world wide web meets the old television business, or what Rob Long calls, the world wide Webster.