Mates Talking About Stuff

All we can say about today's episode is... We hope you like goats as much as we do. 

Because there's a lot of chat about goats, even though we did not once plan to ever talk about goats on this podcast. 

We did however plan to talk about Grandpa Harley's MyGov experience, which also went off the rails and turned into a rant. 

We also planned to talk about Nikki's self destructing weekend, which somehow ended up back on the topic of goats. 

I think the main takeaway here is that we love goats and please get in contact with us via Instagram if you can give us a goat.

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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We always like to give a right of reply on this show...

Which is exactly what David Collins from the Umbilical Brothers is doing here to defend his penis' honour. 

Plus we chat about what it's like to work on a kids show and buttholes... But not in the same segment, because that would be awkward.

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• David Collins @umbilicalbrothers
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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You really never know what you're going to get with this podcast. 

One day we'll be chatting about the pandemic and how it's effected the live entertainment industry, and the next we're talking about a man who's in love with an ashtray, after divorcing a sex doll. 
Would you have us any other way though?? 

P.s You may also hear some fun animal facts and Nikki Britton falling off a chair half way through this episode... so you know, listen out for that! 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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Welcome to another Friday episode where, to be honest, we've completely lost our minds... AGAIN. 

We don't want to say we're small time heroes, but we kind of both are to two elderly ladies. 

Plus we've come up with a new format we want to pitch for the Bachelor. 
And Nikki Britton is once again fired up. 

Happy Friday! 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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Let's just say when Susie Youssef agreed to come on the show, no one was expecting the direction this chat would go... Especially her. 

But in good old 'Mates' fashion, we ended up talking about buttholes. 

I mean, we spoke about Harley and Susie's new show on Channel 10 as well... But mainly just buttholes. 

Speaking of buttholes, Nikki's got a good tip for when you first start dating someone if you don't want to floof in front of them! 

Happy Monday!

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Susie Youssef @susie_youssef
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

Watch Making It Australia with Susie & Harley on Channel 10 from Wednesday September 15. 

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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Another day, another mate joining our relationship and today it's the incredible Heath Franklin! Who you may also know as Chopper. 

Today he was just Heath, and he enlightened us with his ongoing rat war as well as his pitch for a new Captain Phillips movie (hint; it involves ass pirates).

Plus our mates chat about what's more important, you're thumbs or your dick... Because it wouldn't be an episode of Mates Talking About Stuff without mention of something below the belt. 

Enjoy! 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Heath Franklin @heathfranklinschopper
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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Harley Breen is known for having 3000 children, we just found out today that Kirsty Webeck is his firstborn! 

Another lesson from today's show is that professional farting is a thing, and why the hell didn't we think of it earlier!?

Plus who is the most optimistic comedian, Kirsty or Nikki? 

Aaahh it's all in a days work. 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Kirsty Webeck @kirstywebeck
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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If you're a fan of animals of every size and shape, well strap yourself in because baby... That's what you're getting! 

The joyous Geraldine Hickey joins the show and brings a wealth of animal knowledge with her! 

But of course, it wouldn't be Mates Talking About Stuff without a little bit of butthole chat too! 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Geraldine Hickey @geraldinehickey
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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The beautiful thing about this podcast is that we learn things about each other... Like just how aggressive Nikki can be when it comes to wanting others to believe in themselves. 

Plus we've got a way you can cure the lockdown blues. If you've got a spare bottle of Pinot Noir on hand, obviously. 

As always... Drink Responsibly 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

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It's no shock that it takes us nearly the whole episode today to tell one story... But that's why you love us right? 

You obviously also love us for our top quality pop culture news like Nikki's got for you today. 

And Harley's got an essential lockdown recipe for you as well... Plus obviously a lot of dirty jokes, because you know, they're funny.

Anyway Happy Friday! 

LINKS

• Harley Breen @harley.breen
• Nikki Britton @thenikkibritton
• Nova Podcasts Instagram @novapodcastsofficial

CREDITS
Hosts: Harley Breen & Nikki Britton 

Executive Producer: Rachael Hart

Managing Producer: Elle Beattie 

Editor: Adrian Walton

Find more great podcasts like this at novapodcasts.com.au

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.