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* Richard Hananananananania is very sorry * He has changed. From last week. * Handjobs against racism * Lizzo, bananas, petards * “Everything I do is consequential, baby” * Chasing Fonzie the racist (Ed note: We can neither confirm nor deny this story) * The thing that is true but one cannot say… * Italy is a great but they’ll charge you a toll to cross the room * Irish and Ital…

Members Only #175 - The Six Million Dollar Racist and a Second-Hand Banana

Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. 

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* The most serious race controversy of 2024: that lady basketball player *  “I mean, I've been a huge fan of Blackpink for years and I've never heard a single one of their songs.: * Snek and the Supreme Court  * Everyone's wife is Ginny Thoma * The defense rests * Local news and crappy journalists  * In defense of…Marilyn Mosby?  * Israel and the ICC * Enter Sibarium: the UCLA Medical School controversy  

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#456 - Hoops, Sneks, and Very Bad Doctors (w/ Aaron Sibarium)

* At a party  * At Fenway  * Losers (which is apparently already a show) * Jake, Dana, Donald, and Joe * Cui bono?  * How Joe wins * How Donald wins * The NY trial continues… * Mitt Romney would pardon DT * “Attacked our legal system” * The new Noem * Post-Donald, where does the party go? * How goes it in Ukraine? 

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#455 - Debate Me, Joe

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* Italian bootlegs  * Warm Fanta  * Drinking on your European vacation  * The Comfort of Strangers   * Pre-internet travel * Jake Siegel: a moderate dissent…and Fifth reaction * Probability and the feminist bank teller * What happens when people call you bad names in public * 9 times out of 10, they were rapping * Awful media critics  * What would CH do? * Steve Albini * “And the songs that…

Members Only #210 - Odds, Bobs, Feminist Bank Tellers, and the Records That Changed Us

So many of you have written us demanding the return of Jacob Siegel that when word got to us that he was back in New York, we hunted him down and demanded that he submit to a *third* appearance on The Fifth. We discovered that Comrade Siegel, a gravelly voiced veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq and senior writer at Tablet, is hard at work on a book, an expansion of his already expansive essay “A Guide to Understanding the Hoax of the Century.” So we sat back in our chairs, asked a few questions, and basically handed the mic to Jake for an extended peroration on the Disinformation Industrial Complex, Trump’s foreign policy, why we should end American aid to Israel, and whether or not his unified theory of censorship counts as a “conspiracy theory.”  We assume this one will provoke lots of listener mail. So agree or disagree, send it over and perhaps we’ll do a special “Responding to Jake” episode over at Substack. 

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#454 - A Conspiracy So Vast (w/ Jacob Siegel)

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* Shogun erasure  * Revolutionary accents  * A debate on Israel and a subsequent anti-Moynihan calumny * Alas, anti-Semitism is common in certain parts of the world * Pointing this out seems pretty obvious  * The WAV file  * My melanated baby  * Teaching kids versus raising kids  *  Indoctrinating someone else’s kids into your way of thinking is some serious cult shit  * Torturing …

Members Only #175 - The Six Million Dollar Racist and a Second-Hand Banana

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