-Pakman is a fan of this show. Will he regret saying this?

-Kmele’s cult-adjacent upbringing

-Pakman’s Argentina upbringing

-Macklemore, Robert Kraft and the limits of independent media

-Do people actually control their media diet?

-Nick Fuentes, Fishback and Twitter not being real life

-Pakman puts himself at the tip of the junk food pyramid

-Should The Fifth…

And is he gonna get that press secretary job or not?

-Jennings the teetotaler

-wtf happened to Moynihan’s hair?

-Jennings’ working-class Kentucky origin story

-back when Kentucky + West Virginia were swing states

-Rush Limbaugh + Paul Harvey University

-what would Rush make of $9K for stay-at-home moms?

-what kind of Republican is Scott Jennings anyway?

-why is Trump so unpopular?

-tariffs, potash + the new Republican orthodoxy

-the Greenland victory (?) lap begins

-Scott’s muscular Republicanism meets the universities

-Van Jones vs. his own side

-Trump vs. CNN and the White House press pool

-Scott Jennings, future press secretary?

-Trump + Mamdani, together again

-Texas gets way too interesting

-Georgia gets weird

-trying to have the one pundit take nobody else has

-do not get in Scott Jennings’ personal space

-does Trump have a corruption problem?

-Trump crypto + the Kentucky coffee can

-whatever happened to Republican “family values”?

-Mitch McConnell is alive

-has Tucker left the MAGA coalition?

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Tyler Austin Harper, staff writer for The Atlantic and co-host of the Time To Say Goodbye podcast joins Michael C. Moynihan & Matt Welch to talk about extreme fishing, picking socialsts as your fighters, and his recent pot-stirring essay “Why I quit the tenure track.”

•It’s morning in America, or is it Japan?

•The Night Fisher

•Worse than Al Qaeda•A pro-America leftist

•Why Tyler Austin Harper quit the …

-Simplify, simplify, simplify…

-Do people like Jim as a boss?

-The two things to screen for in prospective employees

-The humility of Mike Allen

-AI and the newsroom

-The way you consume news is about to completely change

-Are we at the Napster stage of AI?

-The demand for local news didn’t die

-DEI without the corporate activism

-Axios refuses to take a stand

-Moynihan’s Vice postmortem

-Jim used to be a hothead. Mostly.

-AI might kill us. Why it matters

-Kmele vs. the AI doomers

-Hugging Face and the runaway AI problem

-Stuxnet was the dumb version

-Midterm Madness goes off-script

-Who should actually be Person of the Year?

-Too much Trump porn at the New York Times?

-Jim simplifies Trump’s three biggest precedent breaks

-Why Trump does it anyway

Read Simplify: Do 50 Percent More with 50 Percent Less by Jim VandeHei, Mike Allen, and Roy Schwartz

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-RIP Andrew Wimsatt, a true friend of the show and beloved member of the Fifth Column community

-And in lighter news, it’s the 25th anniversary of 9/11

-Trump’s 9/11 story

-Why we’re called The Fifth Column

-When Matt Welch welcomed us to war

-Moynihan moved to New York on September 10, 2001

-How much of your memory of the day is actually real?

-Mary Beard and other “the US had it coming” takes

-Little Eichmanns and the root-causes Olympics

-Did we win the War on Terror?

-You get $5,000! And you get $5,000!

-Midterm Madness and the two Dan Sullivans

-Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP speedrun to zero

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As well as Epstein, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die

-the most famous person from Troy, NY?

-shut your whore mouth, Producer Jason

-we actually do have a serious guest today

-a radical re-purposing of the Justice Department

-James Comey and the seashells

-lowercase justice

-Tom Homan and the $50,000 CAVA bag

-Abscam and the lost art of government …

Jim is a Senior Fellow at the Manhattan Institute and a Wall Street Journal columnist

-The tractor beam of sexuality

-James B. Meigs is here

-Tucker Carlson is just asking questions. He’s less interested in the answers

-It’s 9/11 season. Call in the OG debunker

-Jet fuel didn’t have to melt steel

-Death threats for… Popular Mechanics

-Tucker finds Israel in the JFK files

-Revisiting Loose Change, 20 years later

-Conspiracy theories thrive in the ruins of journalism

-Data centers or, hear us out, server farms

-The mailbag interrogates Mr. Science Man

-Hugging Face and the AI agents chatting amongst themselves

-Midterm Madness goes to Texas

-Talarico vs. Paxton, somehow a toss-up

-Flock cameras solve crimes. They also know where you’ve been

-Nature, Jason Arday, and the death of fact-checking

-UFOs are real. The aliens remain elusive

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Look who decided to come back for this episode! (for the visually impaired, it’s the one and only Kmele Foster)

-A Caribbean anti-colonial fantasy

-A gay Lady Chatterley’s Lover… and hockey

-Oh, Milo

-Because it’s funny. It’s a joke

-Milo, the Tates, and the “it was all a bit” defense

-ICE, deportations, and discovering empathy the hard way

-He gave as good as…

Holy shit, The Moynihan Report has RETURNED.

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Now, back to the Fifth:

-why you have to watch this podcast

-Sanna Marin…for the policy

-Finding Kmele Foster

-Welch returns from Montreal to report that the French lost

-life in the time of Trade War

-NPR finally solves reparations

-tariffs, hockey sticks, and remedial economics

-JD Vance is still not funny

-Polymarket bets on Canada

-Tucker discovers Christian Russia

-Clip Roulette returns

-Tim Curry, Richard E. Grant, Producer Jason’s inexplicable defense of Hudson Hawk

-Bret Weinstein solves the Charlie Kirk assassination

-Ana Kasparian keeps making new friends

-Mamdani, Muhammad and the death of secularism

-a bit more Clip-O-Rama

-Tuck and the Short King discover 107 million illegal immigrants

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-Karen Attiah and the Charlie Kirk quote that wasn’t real

-Firing people for tweets + the last good account on Twitter

-Why is Semafor worth so mu…