* Below the Mendoza Line

* Tommy the HIV+ Rocky boxer

* Stallone’s Bergman period

* Does Tom Friedman still have a job? And if so, why?

* The hundreds of forgotten anti-Bush books

* An especially bad Munich analogy

* NATO, NATO, NATO

* Purely defensive? Well…

* Perhaps it made sense at the time…

* The Olympic graveyard

* A test for the post-war European left

* Won’t somebody just *do something*

* In praise of Florent Ahmed Groberg

* The politics of DC crime

* A city of Haley Barbours

* Writing shirtlessly: A fantastically awful AP article on DC

* Some notes on Ken Burns

A rebroadcast of our latest Second Sunday episode during which the lads discuss Killer Mike, World War III, fascism, Billy Joel, Brits, Americans, the Swiss, stupid people, smart people, and white people. And a bunch of other stuff…

* A $750 late fee

* Crazy train

* Tariffapalooza 7.0

* Making Modi mad

* Economic nationalism vs. market capitalism

* The Soviet Senator

* A pen and phone guy

* Should DC be taken over by the feds? Or just left alone to be awful?

* Israel and the TikTok war

* Tell me how this ends

* And about a million other things…

* Just let them waffle on for a few minutes before the good stuff…

* Poor Europe

* The $50 Norwegian pizza?

* Functional Denmark, deranged Danish

* Moz and the monolingual

* The brilliant Child

* Moynihan vs. his daughter on Billy Joel

* “Forbidden topics are true” isn’t true

* How to talk in Eurocode

* Bumper sticker TV (and an ode to Chris Elliot)

* The greatest meteorologist of al…

Moynihan joins from Europe. Robbie Soave (Reason, Rising, Sheetz & Giggles) guests — bravely joining the fellas after stopping by the local precinct so he could report his scooter stolen. Plus; Epstein conspiracies, whether Sydney Sweeney’s jeans are saving America, and debate the merits of dating an AI girlfriend.

* Pimponomics

* Victimized

* Scooter Evangelism

* Robbie is a nerd

* European Hobos to Hotness Index (HHX)

* Epstein: Still Boring, Still Dead

* Robbie really is a nerd

* Trafficking Stats and the Seagull Defense

* Campus Crackdown Expands

* Trump, Tariffs, and Inventory Economics

* Sydney’s Sweeney Jeans (and Whiteness of the Whale)

* Robby Comes Out, Kmele Has Notes

Recorded: 8.1.2025

Moynihan is somewhere in Europe. Eli Lake (The Free Press, Breaking History) fills in. And Kmele sustained a harrowing podcast-related injury that postponed a recording (and nearly cost him a finger).

* Meat & Memory

* Colbert Gets the Axe

* Small Packages

* A Yearslong Coup?

* Russiagate Replay

* Accountability and Missed Opportunities

* The Never-Ending Epstein Drama

* An (Inevitably) Dysfunctional Government (if you can keep it)

Recorded: 7.24.2025

* An enigma wrapped inside a…wait, what does that word mean?

* Wait, what did you call it??? (Take a guess)

* Buffalo Bills, the preferred team of all Mossad agents

* How to not write a news story

* You know, Epstein was pretty close with many MAGA figures

* Bannon’s crisis PR business?

* Tulsi and the “seditious conspiracy”

* Russia redux

* Michael McDonald’s Faye Dunaway story

* …

* Crazy from the heat

* AMA

* Who is Jim Walden??

* The dumbest civil war

* So we have to discuss the Epstein “issue” again, eh?

* I think we solved the case…

* Leaving breadcrumbs in the archives

* Jimmy Carter and the aliens

* That’s a lotta airstrikes

* The plastic surgery exception

* Kurt Russell, American

* The next, hottest Nobelist

* Matt discovers Mass

* Because Matt is cruisin’

* Boats and hoes

* An ultra exclusive event! The Fifth…on the high seas??

* The Epstein hoax

* Very dumb people holding empty Trapper Keepers

* Fake numbers transform into facts!

* Does anyone know how this stuff works?

* The client list ███████ █████

* Why do people want this stuff to be true?

* A few notes on the forthcoming film Eddington

* The BLM victory failure

* The forever revolt against the elites

* Two overlooked terror attacks in Texas

* Put them on ICE

A few weeks ago, we mentioned that newly minted Iran expert Joy Reid went on CNN and provided her damning verdict on America’s relationship with Iran: acktchully, she gravely intoned, the United States brought the ire of the Iranian dictatorship upon itself by engineering the 1953 coup against the “democratically elected” Iranian leader Mohammed Mossade…