Moynihan joins from Europe. Robbie Soave (Reason, Rising, Sheetz & Giggles) guests — bravely joining the fellas after stopping by the local precinct so he could report his scooter stolen. Plus; Epstein conspiracies, whether Sydney Sweeney’s jeans are saving America, and debate the merits of dating an AI girlfriend.

* Pimponomics

* Victimized

* Scooter Evangelism

* Robbie is a nerd

* European Hobos to Hotness Index (HHX)

* Epstein: Still Boring, Still Dead

* Robbie really is a nerd

* Trafficking Stats and the Seagull Defense

* Campus Crackdown Expands

* Trump, Tariffs, and Inventory Economics

* Sydney’s Sweeney Jeans (and Whiteness of the Whale)

* Robby Comes Out, Kmele Has Notes

Recorded: 8.1.2025

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