Men On Film

Some movies are just too horny to be released theatrically, and that's what happened with Nicolas Cage's first straight-to-video release "Zandalee."

We marvel at Cage's willingness to do anything and everything for a scene: violently gyrate on actress Erika Anderson (Nightmare on Elm St. 5), pour a bucket of black paint over his head then smear it all over his body, and in the film's best scene, waltz with co-star/co-producer Judge Reinhold in a scene of homoerotic power.

Featuring cameos by Joey Pants, Zach Galligan, Marisa Tomei, and Elaine's boss from Seinfeld, Mr. Pitt.

The movie is available to stream on Amazon Prime: amazon.com/Zandalee-Nicolas-Cage/dp/B07RD88B8W

IMDb: imdb.com/title/tt0101004/

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=xfLyYX-oD0A

Logan

IMDb: imdb.com/title/tt3315342/

Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/film/logan-2017/

"In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hideout on the Mexican border. But Logan’s attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are upended when a young mutant arrives, pursued by dark forces."

We watch Logan starring Stephen Merchant and some other people nobody remembers.

Next week's movie: Zandalee (1991)

Alan Clarke's The Firm: Director's Cut

IMDb: imdb.com/title/tt0095158/

Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-firm/

"This is the story of rival "Firms" of football supporters, and how one man has a wish to team them up for the European Championships of 1988. However, when this is discussed, the opposing leaders are not happy, as they believe this is a challenge to their authority."

The entire film is available on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=vHOZUdPD8VA

After two bad movies, we finally get around to watching a good movie: Alan Clarke's The Firm. Gary Oldman plays the "Top Boy" of a violent gang of middle-class soccer hooligans who cannot stop beating the shit out of each other to the detriment of everyone else around them.

Next week's movie: Logan (2017)

Zack Snyder's Justice League imdb.com/title/tt12361974/

"Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a team of metahumans to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions."

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=vM-Bja2Gy04

The internet demanded it and HBOmax has delivered. Zack Snyder's Justice League has been released in its full 4 hour glory. Will, Adam, and Ryan dissect this important piece of cinematic work.

Next week's movie: The Firm (1989) youtube.com/watch?v=vHOZUdPD8VA

Murder by Numbers imdb.com/title/tt0264935/

"Two gifted high school students execute a "perfect" murder - then become engaged in an intellectual contest with a seasoned homicide detective."

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXHr24bq_Q

Police song the title is based on: youtube.com/watch?v=gOB1ZFo-GKM

Baby-faced Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt play wannabe high school killers in Barbet Schroeder's Murder by Numbers. Sandra Bullock plays a brilliant but damaged police detective who has personal reasons for solving the murder. Cassandra from Cassandra Explains it All (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cassandra-explains-it-all/id1541096204) tells us a delightfully thirsty story about Adam in High School that derails the entire episode.

Southern Comfort imdb.com/title/tt0083111/

"During a routine exercise, a team of National Guards are threatened by angry and violent locals."

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=rhuheuyD9Zs

The entire movie for free on Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=C_kxLnRvJRE

We discuss Southern Comfort with Fishing Pole from the Please Talk To Me podcast(https://soundcloud.com/pleasetalktome), and semi-regular guest Ryan Cownie. It's our best episode despite how bad Will's audio sounds.

Robocop 2 imdb.com/title/tt0100502/

"Cyborg law enforcer RoboCop returns to protect the citizens of old Detroit but faces a deadly challenge when a rogue OCP member secretly creates a new, evil RoboCop 2."

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=HNcy89RqF5Q

It's just Adam and Will on this one as we go deep into Robocop 2.

Murder-Rock: Dancing Death imdb.com/title/tt0087759/

"The owner of a prestigious New York ballet school teams up with a male model to solve a series of bizarre murders of a few of the students."

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=3Wn8ybhTBqw

Guest: Ryan Cownie twitter.com/ryancownie

We watch Murder Rock, the best Flashdance inspired giallo of the 1980s.

Class of 1999 (1990) imdb.com/title/tt0099277/

Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=3w-ph46XYWQ

The entire movie on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=IBAZqQH25fA

Class of 1984 trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=9T81o2K29-c

Guest: Ryan Cownie twitter.com/ryancownie

Hideaway (1995) imdb.com/title/tt0113303/

Directed by Brett Leonard imdb.com/name/nm0502577/

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jmKLl95NZ8

Billy Idol Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2fZU5USus

Peter Gabriel Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Ah2dxTcWw

Guest: Ryan Cownie (twitter.com/ryancownie)