1. MONICA'S GOING TO THE ERA'S TOUR. WE DISCUSS THIS

2. F MARRY KILL - ALCOHOL

3. PEER PRESSURE AND ALCOHOL

4. MONICA ATE A GRASSHOPPER AND HANNAH SAID SHE SHOULD FEEL ACCOMPLISHED BUT SHE DOESN'T

5. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN LEFT HER WHOLE LIFE BEHIND FOR A MAN IN MEXICO. STANDARD

6. MONICA CRIED IN SPIN CLASS WHEN THEY PLAYED 'BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY' BY FERGIE

MONICA AND HANNAH ARE NOT DOING WELL

WE TALK ABOUT RUNNING INTO HER EXES AND HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA AGAIN

HANNAH GOES TO A BAKERY AND SPEAKS TO A GEN Z

MONICA BLACKS OUT IN GARLIC POTATOES

1. ONCE AGAIN BACK WITH OUR POPULAR SEGMENT WOULD YOU RATHER

AND MORE DUH

- we love u

- we follow up on would you rather - it's passionate

- Fuck Marry Kill: Croissant, Pancake, Muffin

- Monica gets hacked by a Nigerian man and Hannah is jealous. We also realize he moved on really fast and Monica kinda misses him

- We talk about insta verified, notes, threads (wtf is threads), notes on posts, notes on notes on notes, muting everyone. We have had more than enough,

THIS WEEK

WE PLAY A VERY DIFFICULT GAME OF WOULD YOU RATHER

HANNAH HAS DIARRHEA ON A HIGHWAY IN COSTA RICA

MONICA'S SITUATIONSHIP GIVES HER A PLANT AND IT DIES

AND OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK DEFINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN OUR MENTY BREAKY COMMUNITY

THANK U ALL THE BEST

1. Fuck Marry Kill:

Brie, Cranberry Goat, Sharp Cheddar.

Probably the most heated convo we've had on the pod

2. We go over your ICKS and YUMS

3. We talk about our favourite heartbreak songs plz send one if u have we are always going through heartbreak

4. We talk about location tracking again and DNA tests and if we would do 23 and me

TUNE IN ALREADY

IN THIS EPISODE WE DISCUSS:

WHAT PLASTIC SURGERIES WE WOULD DO - WE LOVE DISCUSSING THINGS WE HATE ABOUT OURSELVES

HANNAH GIVES THE LOGISTICS OF HER BOOB JOB

HANNAH TALKS MONICA OUT OF FAKE EYELASHES BC MONICA CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER OWN EYEBROWS

WE THEN HAVE A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO DECIDED TO START A ROLEPLAY MID FOREPLAY WHICH WE AGREE IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING

ENJOY

IDK WHY THIS WAS ALL CAPS LOCK BUT IT FELT RIGHT

This week we talk about how Monica sent Hannah a picture of her crush's hand bc she thought it was hot and Hannah was like Monica I have to go to work I don't have time to look at a picture of this man's hand

We then talk about YUMS (opposite icks) - things men do that are hot that aren't like traditional hot - aka be good at things and smoke (but only nice smoking not gross smoking)

We also discuss - would you share your location with your friends? why? why not????

and we play some f marry kill for good measure and Monica loves Jerry Springer xoxoox

This week we talk about the following topics:

1. Pilates - why is it always basically a seance?

2. Monica's Alleged Porn Star Doppelganger

3. A general discussion on the ethics of porn

4. Men not knowing what a woman's body is comprised of

5. We soft launch our PATREON and Hannah HATES IT

That is all thank you. JK there is more so listen to the freaking episode and figure it out urself.

Monica and Hannah do a Buzzfeed quiz to see if they are cheugy which is cheugy in itself

We then talk DATING AS FEMALE COMEDIANS OOOOO NOT FUN WE'LL TELL U THAT

we then talk about Monica's height because she is short

we then ask if you would wear fancy crocs. why not??? if they are cute? come on guys.