this week you have to listen to the podcast because we're not clipping the main story sry this is for everyone who says 'love the podcast' but they only watch clips xo

monny and hanny deep dive into forcing your crush to go to a field and pick who they like and find trends and statistics in the field pickings

we then dive into Tish Cyrus marrying her daughter's ex because that is menty breaky AF

and this week we have a MAN as our MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK because we are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY podcast

let us know what u think and send in stories/menty breaky queen of the week submissions to @mentybreaky on insta xoxooxo

Monny and Hanny are reunited to discuss everything from Vanderpump Rules to dating our date's friends. We also have THREE SUBMISSIONS from our Menty Breaky Queens this week and they are all amazingly pathetic. Wanna be featured on an epi? Send your Menty Breaky story to us on insta @mentybreaky

Monny and Hanny run into audio issues in this episode but include the shit audio anyways and if u don't like it u can go f*ck yourself

We also have a Menty Breaky Queen who went on 55 first dates in 1.5 years to find her husband. She made a note on her notes app about each date and u KNOW we are reading the notes on this epi

We have also come to the conclusion that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks to our podcast in sheds (we support everyone listening to our podcasts as they fuck in sheds as long as it's consensual)

Monny and Hanny are back and ready to cover all important topics including:

1. A clit&a for the people left dumbfounded when Monica couldn't find her clit until the age of 29

2. Love is Blind rant (obv)

3. Menty Breaky Queen of the week which covers all Mother In Law's preparing for their big wedding day

TUNE IN. TELL US IF U LIKE US. WE LOVE U. THX.

Welcome to epi 6. Title is pretty self explanatory. Monny and Hanny bring back Most Pathetic Things We've Done For Men and concluded that our ex's didn't like us

We then do a deep dive into Taylor and Travis (yes everyone has already expressed their opinions BUT WE WANTED TO EXPRESS OURS TOO)

We then discuss our #MentyBreakyQueen of the week who is a FAN (YES IT COULD BE U SEND IN UR STORIES) and we talk about mediums and horoscopes and all that fun BS!!!!! TUNE IN BC WE NEED VALIDATION

*DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR OUR FAMILY MEMBERS*

Monny and Hanny missed a week and thought no one would notice but the streets REVOLTED so now we are back sharing more than ever to make up for it.

In this episode we talk about:

1. how many listeners it would take to make Monica get Hannah's ex's name tattooed on her

2. most embarrassing questions we've asked our doctor (Monica wins because her doctor has literally never been asked this in her 20 years of practice)

3. our Menty Breaky queen of the week

and MORE because we are a MENTY BREAKY COMMUNITY. TUNE IN. FOLLOW US on insta at @mentybreaky and dm us ur menty breaky stories to get featured!!!!

Monny and Hanny try to get sponsored by Better Help but then end up shittalking them and then just decide to create their own Mental Health Empire called The Best Help (would u trust us with ur mental health???? no? ok)

Monica shares her Most Pathetic Thing She's Done For A Man story of the week. Monica and Hannah agree that they are both pathetic in their own beautiful and unique ways.

We talk Ari and T-Swift (obv) and our celebrity crushes.

We also have a new segment called MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK. Each week we pick a new Menty Breaky Queen to discuss. Our Queen does not have to be famous so keep listening because it could be YOU (if u actually wanna be our Menty Breaky Queen and have a Menty Breaky story to share DM us @mentybreaky on insta xoxoxo)

On Menty Breaky epi 3 we only discuss topics of the utmost importance including:

1. how much we hate the song Used To Be Young and Miley Cyrus' Menty Breaky status

2. Ari duh

3. Most pathetic thing we've done for a Man (now recurring segment. In this episode Hannah redeems herself because her story in epi one wasn't pathetic enough)

4. Locking men we've had relations with in a room

5. Taylor Swift's new jacket (IT'S COOL AND A GOOD TOPIC)

6. How Monica is gonna use science to make men love her

WE'RE BACK. EPI 2 BBY. Monica and Hannah reflect and reminisce on epi 1 and talk their usual shit about boys (if boys could stop getting hard for Monica that would be great. we look for ED now), Facetune, how they became besties and their queens Ari and T Swift 

epi one baby!!! Monica and Hannah introduce themselves and basically have a live mental breakdown on the pod. We talk attachment styles, ari (ariana grande duh), men (MENty breaky amiright?), Taylor Swift holding a pen, being standup comedians and SCIENCE. will u listen? if u listened did u like it? follow us @mentybreaky on insta for clips and other fun things xo