1. Monica writes a letter to her vagina to connect w her

2. Wedding do's and don'ts (message Hannah if either of us have pissed you off at a wedding)

3. Worst thing a man has done in bed

It's an episode. It's a good one. Don't miss out

ON THIS EPISODE WE TALK:

1. HANNAH SPEAKING UP FOR HERSELF AT THE DENTIST

2. A MAN TOLD US TO SMILE MORE AT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL EXHIBITION

3. MONICA ALMOST DIED AT THE EX AND WE ALMOST LOST HALF OF MENTY BREAKY

4. HANNAH GOES TO PARIS WITH HER EX AND ASKS MONICA IF THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT

1. Monica gives an update on the guy who fanzoned her

2. Hannah gets surgery

3. We dive into the patriarchy bc we're two women and we deserve to do that at least once on our podcast

4. Monica goes to a botox party and demands $500

5. Monica's mom sees the two capyberas that escaped the zoo but no one believed her

Monica says her favourite Disney princess is Cinderella and Hannah says she doesn't think Cinderella is f*ckable

We then play f*ck marry kill Disney Princess edition because that's a normal thing to do

We also discuss Beauty and The Beast girls and why they are so obsessed - do they want to f*ck the beast or do they think they're better than everyone because they can read????

We give an honourable shoutout to our therapists who actually work together and probably sit down and talk about us minimum once a day as they should

On this week's episode we feature a story from our Menty Breaky Queen Robert Orlando in which he simped so hard that his voice literally cracked while telling us about it

We talk about bringing dates to comedy shows (DON'T DO THAT) and just straight up dive in to the simp life

ENJOY XOXOXO

WELCOME TO SEASON TWO-EY OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEEEENNNSSS

STRAP IN AND GET READY TO HAVE UR MENTY'S BROKEN

1. we explain why we're in season 2 now BIG changes here at the menty breaky team aka literally just us two

2. Hannah bought an iPhone and is now in the 21st century

3. We ask who talks about us in therapy - if you talk about us in therapy please DM us we'd love to know/have you on the pod

4. Monica puts diesel fuel in a Honda Civic and wonders how she made it to 30 years old

5. We want to know when you guys knew not to put diesel in a car, when you found your clits and shoutout to the one girl who also got her butthole spraytanned thanks for being Monica's ally she needs it.

WELCOME BACK TO MENTY BREAKY EPI WE DONNO

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS:

1. what episode this is

2. things we hate and things we like and things we really like

3. Monica's spray tan chronicles

4. Sabrina Carpenter vs Charlie XCX vs Taylor Swift debate and discussion

4. Menty Breaky Queen

5. more things we like

KEY POINTS OF EPISODE 16:

1. MONICA GETS HER BUTTHOLE SPRAY TANNED

2. HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA FROM MILK

3. CULTS

4. UBER EATS ETIQUETTE AND DEBATE

5. MONICA IS PATHETIC

6. WE DISCUSS A TOP SECRET FACEBOOK GROUP THAT WE'LL PROB GET KICKED OUT OF NOW

7. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN GETS CHEATED ON AND IT INVOLVES A CANOE

THANKS AND ENJOY

Monica is half asleep and delirious in this episode and her camera storage gets full 4 times.

Monica and Hannah both need birth control and we question if Hannah's boyfriend is gay for wanting to use condoms

We discuss what shows we think we'd be good on and share pathetic stories of men who have moved away then returned thinking we still had space in our lives for them

We have a brand new MENTY BREAKY QUEEN this week who shares the most menty breaky story and we luv her for it

tune in enjoy live ur best life

This week we have a new segment called Mental Breakdown where we break down something that's happening in the world and we have chosen a topic that we are *experts* on obv which is the Dot-Drake Feud (if you don't know who Dot is don't even worry we mental break it down for you)

We also talk about Hannah giving herself a stomach ulcer because she missed Monica so much and Monica going to a rave at Rebel nightclub (who even is she)

We also have follow up segments on some recurring topics including Megan Fox and choosing relationship partners in parks

ENJOY QUEENS XOXOXOOX