Today we see if we have what it takes to become real boys in the Disney Classic Pinocchio. We discuss the Blue Fairy's cruel gauntlet, the horrifying rogues gallery that fill this village, and restarting your life in the belly of a whale. This Messed Up movie seemed like a trip to Pleasure Island but scarred our child brains for all time.

Synopsis: A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy.

Starring: Dickie Jones, Christian Rub, Mel Blanc

Directors: Norman Ferguson, T. Hee, Wilfred Jackson

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On this New Movie Monday we unpack the new addition to the Hell House LLC franchise in Lineage. We discuss the decision to take the film out of the Found Footage genre, attempt to unravel the dense lore of the franchise, and ponder what could be in store next for this franchise. This one will be a divisive entry into the franchise for sure, join us in Abbadon for all the details. 

Youtube: https://youtu.be/6CU2Njc1osU

Synopsis: After a near-death experience, Vanessa Shepherd faces nightmares in Abaddon. As mysterious deaths occur around her, she discovers her connection to the Abaddon Hotel, Carmichael Manor, and decades of unexplained murders.

Starring: Elizabeth Vermilyea, Searra Sawka, Mike Sutton

Directed by Stephen Cognetti

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This week we tip over a garbage pail full of all the gross and bulbuous nightmares you remember in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We discuss the hiddeous look and behavior of these monsterous aliens, Dodgers brutal real life, and the wish fufilment of being a Garbage Pail Kid. This one is sticky and smelly, but if you hold your nose and squint real hard you may see an enjoyable childhood memory. 

Synopsis: Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.

Starring: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro

Director: Rod Amateau

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On this New Movie Monday we battle sobriety and alien invaders in Jimmy and Stiggs. We dissect Joe Begos's long journey through this passion project, the refreshing theatrical experience of being pummeled by this movies madcap blood and guts approach, and The Horror Section announcing their arrival with this wild calling card film. This is more of a Drunken Bar Brawl than a film at most turns. This is a movie you survive more than passively view. Join us as we get beamed up into another Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: A perfect storm of lousy news sees out-of-work filmmaker Jimmy Lang spiral into a bender, during which he claims to have been abducted by aliens, and fearing their return, he contacts his old friend Stiggs to help him gear up for war.

Starring: Joe Begos, Matt Mercer

Directed by Joe Begos

Youtube: https://youtu.be/fv9LE_yXBoQ

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Today we return to one of the most magical films of all time in an unexpectedly hiddeous manner in Return to Oz. We discuss the horrifying real world Dorthy has returned to, the insanely evil new denizens of Oz, and the abuse of one of the most beloved movie characters of all time. Many young kids will remember the nightmares this Disney Classic unleashed upon us in this Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: Dorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, is somehow called back to Oz when a vain witch and the Nome King destroy everything that makes the magical land beautiful.

Starring: Fairuza Balk, Nicol Williamson, Jean Marsh, Piper Laurie

Director: Walter Murch

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On this new movie Monday we go on a wild ride to find a classroom of missing children in Weapons. We discuss the film's multiple chapter structure, the reveal of the true monster in our midst, and the film's many tones from comedy to blood currdling violence. This is one of the best horror films of the year, and we go all the way down to the basement to unpack it's delights. 

Youtube: https://youtu.be/K3_kEJ2iyLE

Synopsis: When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance.

Starring: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Alden Ehrenreich

Directed by Zack Cregger

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Turn around and look at what you see as we soar into the Mirror of our Dreams in The Neverending Story. We discuss how this dark children's fantasy film traumatized us, the light mythology of the world of Fantasia, and why this film became so iconic to an entire generation. Hop your luck dragon to rediscover this classic childhood Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: A troubled boy dives into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book.

Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Gerald McRaney

Directed by Wolfgang Petersen

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On this New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam get stuck Together. We discuss the movies body horror metaphors, the inbalance in this couple's relationship, and if this body horror film attacked the heart or just the skin. Join us for this new Messed Up journey in theaters now!

Synopsis: Years into their relationship, Tim and Millie find themselves at a crossroads as they move to the country. With tensions already flaring, an encounter with an unnatural force threatens to corrupt their lives, their love and their flesh.

Youtube: https://youtu.be/0NZMLFkWEcI

Starring: Dave Franco, Allison Brie

Directed by Michael Shanks

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This week we kneel on tentacled leg before DAGON! We discuss the pretty one sided deal these villagers make with this aquatic diety, greatest H.P. Lovecraft film adaptations, and what to do when your half octopuss sister sets her romantic sights on you. Despite all the obvious barnacles, there is plent of wonderful elements to dive head first into with this Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsyis: A boating accident runs a young man and woman ashore in a decrepit Spanish fishing town which they discover is in the grips of an ancient sea god and its monstrous half human offspring.

Starring: Ezra Godden, Francisco Rabel, Raquel Merono, Macarena Gomez. 

Directed by Stuart Gordon

Youtube: https://youtu.be/LsZCCDl2D70

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Today we head to curiously unsupervised camp in Marshmallow. We dissect the the film's use of nightmares to taint reality, the weaponization camp slasher tropes, if we like movies based around children, and the films wild twist ending. Marshmallow gives audiences a lot to chew on in this beautiful gem of a Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: When a once-fabled campfire tale becomes real, a group of campers uncover a profound secret that questions their very existence.

Starring: Corbin Bernsen, Giorgia Whigham, Paul Soter, Kue Lawrence, Max Malas 

Director: Daniel DelPurgatorio

Youtube: https://youtu.be/iCgy8lS75oI

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