This week we give Dandino his final birthday gift, from his loving wife Andrea, Your Monster. We discuss the use of genre to get people to watch a drama, the lovely modern beauty and imaginary beast romanctic tale, and have a big disagreement about the wild ending. This is a lovely tale with an incredible cast which make for a perfect Messed Up gift. 

Synopsis: After her life falls apart, soft-spoken actress Laura Franco finds her voice again when she meets a terrifying, yet weirdly charming Monster living in her closet. A romantic-comedy-horror film about falling in love with your inner rage.

Starring: Mellisa Barrera, Tommy Dewey, Edmund Donovan

Directed by Caroline Lindy

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On this New Movie Monday we train for greatness in Him. We unpack the playbook of the movies ever shifting art house reality, the horror of the pursuit of greatness, and what the Hell is going on with this satanic pigskin cult. This movie will have you jacked up to be great and scared of what you may sacrifice to achieve that goal. 

Synopsis: A young athlete descends into a world of terror when he's invited to train with a legendary champion whose charisma curdles into something darker.

Starring: Marlon Wayans, Tyriq Withers, Julia Fox, Jim Jefferies, Tim Heidecker

Directed by Justin Tipping

Youtube: https://youtu.be/DTYiEcN2Yro

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Today we cut deep into the mythology of Jackt the Ripper in From Hell. We rip open the film's novel theory of who this famous monster really was, the journey from classic graphic novel to the big screen, and the movie placing us in the filthy gutters where these crimes occured. This film is scapel sharp and sweeter than grapes, we hope you will enjoy joining us again in this Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: In 1888 London, a Scotland Yard investigator searches for Jack The Ripper.

Starring: Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm

Directed by Albert Hughes, Allen Hughes

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Today we celebrate creation in Brigsby Bear. We discuss the use of fantasy worlds to decipher brutal realities, the joy of creation becoming infectious, and the value of adding your creations to the world. This movie is a love letter to movies and art in general. Join us as we have a party for one of the greatest kids shows ever in this heart filled Messed Up Movie. 

Synopsis: After being freed from his life in an underground bunker, a man sets out to make a movie of the only TV show he has ever known.

Starring: Kyle Mooney, Mark Hamill, Matt Walsh, Claire Danes, Greg Kinnear

Directed by: Dave McCary

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Today on New Movie Monday we lace up our boots and walk through a nightmarish American landscape in The Long Walk. We unpack the rules and weaponization of the Long Walk by the militarized state, the dynamic of these young men and their myriad of goals and dreams, and finally how this movie may capture the constant cycle of doom as America feels like it maybe beyond the American Dream. 

This is a heavy, oppressive movie. It's not a blast, but it is absolutely incredible. This movie is sure to touch a nerve with modern audiences. This is a truly Messed Up Movie. 

Youtube: https://youtu.be/0B20mz3mVbs

Synopsis: A group of teenage boys compete in an annual contest known as "The Long Walk," where they must maintain a certain walking speed or get shot.

Starring: Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Mark Hamill, Ben Wang, Tut Nyuot, Charlie Plummer

Written by JT Mollner, Stephen King

Director by Francis Lawrence

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On this New Movie Monday we return to Tromaville in a new Toxic Avenger film. We discuss the odd  journey from creation to unrater theatrical experience, the more heartfilled approach to Toxie, and walk through the films myriad of gags. It's crazy to see a new Toxic Avenger film in the theater in 2025, but does it deliver the Troma goods? Join us to find out!

Synopsis: A horrible toxic accident transforms downtrodden janitor Winston Gooze into a new evolution of hero: the Toxic Avenger.

Starring: Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood

Directed by Macon Blair

Youtube: https://youtu.be/OLICMjlDEh8

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Today we pray to Krom for our revenge in Conan the Barbarian. We discuss the fantasy wish fufillment of Conan's world, the fight against a wild snake cult, and the rise of Arnold as our Action Movie King! Conan hack and slashed his way into our hearts and has ruled ever since, join us as we explore the times of High Fantasy!

Synopsis: A powerful warrior seeks to avenge the genocide of his people and the murder of his parents at the hands of a snake cult.

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max Von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman

Director: John Milius

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On this New Movie Monday we attend a wedding in Borderline. We discuss the film's bizarre pop star wedding party, the shocking blend of comedy and hyper violence, and the stellar ensemble cast. This movie is all about twisted fantasies and hard realities. Join us for this Messed Up Movie. 

Youtube: https://youtu.be/XzYPZ4s69z4

Synopsis: A bodyguard protects a pop superstar and her athlete boyfriend from a determined stalker in 1990s Los Angeles.

Starring: Samara Weaving, Ray Nicholson, Eric Dane

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Today we see if we have what it takes to become real boys in the Disney Classic Pinocchio. We discuss the Blue Fairy's cruel gauntlet, the horrifying rogues gallery that fill this village, and restarting your life in the belly of a whale. This Messed Up movie seemed like a trip to Pleasure Island but scarred our child brains for all time.

Synopsis: A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy.

Starring: Dickie Jones, Christian Rub, Mel Blanc

Directors: Norman Ferguson, T. Hee, Wilfred Jackson

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On this New Movie Monday we unpack the new addition to the Hell House LLC franchise in Lineage. We discuss the decision to take the film out of the Found Footage genre, attempt to unravel the dense lore of the franchise, and ponder what could be in store next for this franchise. This one will be a divisive entry into the franchise for sure, join us in Abbadon for all the details. 

Youtube: https://youtu.be/6CU2Njc1osU

Synopsis: After a near-death experience, Vanessa Shepherd faces nightmares in Abaddon. As mysterious deaths occur around her, she discovers her connection to the Abaddon Hotel, Carmichael Manor, and decades of unexplained murders.

Starring: Elizabeth Vermilyea, Searra Sawka, Mike Sutton

Directed by Stephen Cognetti

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