Mickey's Diner, a long-standing Saint Paul institution, is in dire straits.  The property has been sold and the future of the business is in question.  Rumor has it they were too late to the celery game, because apparently everyone is obsessed with the most boring plant in existence now.  Or maybe the problem was people listening to podcasters talk about the various substances you might find in a public pool and losing their appetites.

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