this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era…

but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic eurostar nightmares to staying at the ritz, plus yes, we finally get the tea on why reed didn’t propose 

the girls also reflect on aging, looking hot at 50, married life weirdness, family holiday traditions (including an accidental thanksgiving meltdown, oops), and the constant struggle of being hot and hyper-analyzed on camera.

botox? yes. wimbledon? yes. almost crying at the train station? also yes. this episode is everything you could wish for… 

Timestamps:

0:17 - Our new additions 

2:51 - Botox refresh

8:06 - Wimbledon & our love of tennis

12:53 - We need some sleep

15:22 - Euro travels 

24:13 - Jaz is a sister-in-law

30:36 - Workout accountability 

37:44 - Jaz’s house

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