Midnight Crisis

"Drowning in an endless sea. Take some time and stay with me."

- Ben thinks Black Panther’s Namor should stop introducing himself to his enemies.

- Ben blames his microwave on his recent popcorn problems.

- We discuss virtual reality and invent a telepathic car.

- Nobody asks at what point have you clocked your hobby?

- Kirsty’s Ketamine Chronicles – Part II: Would you rather be reincarnated as a dog or a cat?

- Ben asks if would you take your cat with you during a fire alarm evacuation?

- We attempt to hide a paperclip from the world’s best detective.

"We rob from the rich then give to the poor, that's right!"

- Ben discovers Passport Pringles.

- We pitch ‘Pulled Pork & Fennel’ - a series about a small-town detective and his canine sidekick.

- We revisit the idea of the friendship hierarchy as Ben is elevated to a previously unattained level of friendship.

- We discuss the dilemma of whether to announce your farts.

- Nobody shares a story involving a hairdresser, a computer and a missing boyfriend.

- Ben debut’s a new segment - Kirsty’s Ketamine Chronicles.

- Nobody continues the saga of the missing boyfriend.

- We close the show with a Passport Pringles taste test.

"I don't want to close my eyes. I don't want to fall asleep..."

- Ben’s thinks he could escape if he was tied up by rope.

- Nobody asks whether it would be better to offend a live sailor or a sailor’s ghost?

- We revisit the argument of whether fish is seafood.

- We decipher Ben’s mums cryptic ‘don’t look up’ text and Nobody’s mum messages her to ask if she’s been in a fight with a kangaroo.

- Nobody thinks wedding venues are half-assing their non-wedding events.

- Nobody gets held captive by her movers and she makes Ben regret her offer of a free microwave.

"Another one bites the dust."

- The Queen’s death finally brings closure to our long running bet.

- Nobody gets engaged.

- We revisit the etiquette of reclining on planes.

- Nobody is re-evaluating her ‘maxi-sitter’ ways as we discuss the etiquette of standing up at the end of a flight.

- Nobody gets into an altercation over her final night of accommodation.

- Ben proposes a new ‘did they clap?’ at film festival review site.

- Nobody learns a lot about European history, despite her best efforts.

- We dispense some relationship advice to a Redditor who’s fiancé may have eaten her engagement ring.

"Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead."

- We discuss Ben’s new bedding and the dangers of using duvets without a cover.

- Ben asks if seafood tastes better at waterfront restaurants and Nobody recalls the traumatic fishing experience that led to her becoming a vegetarian.

- We reflect on the time that Wile E. Coyote caught the Road Runner and discuss the Mandela Effect.

- Ben can’t stop falling asleep in the cinema and it blows Nobody’s mind.

- We calculate how many farts would it take to fill up a balloon and enact what would happen if Ben got fired for farting in the Queen's face.

"My blushing bride. My lover, be my lover."

- Ben wants zero factor authentication when paying his bills.

- Ben and his sister build a password protected haunted house.

- Nobody’s childhood was a lot like being in lockdown.

- Ben’s local 90s’ themed pop-up lounge has a cereal obsession and we want to bring back the kids game show A*mazing.

- Nobody’s prospective engagement is already ‘on the rocks’.

- Ben receives a psychotic phone call from Nobody.

- Nobody and her partner’s new favourite catch phrase is ‘Fuck off Ben!’

- Ben is worried about what Toadie from Neighbours is going to do now that the show is over.

- Ben fellow concert goers’ bond over eczema and he’s wary of anti-social behaviour in the bathroom.

- Nobody is watching Mrs Maisel in the an avant garde viewing order.

- Ben wants recognition for his UberEats ‘perfect handoff’.

- After show: We flashback to the origins of Judge Budge from episode 32 of The Propshowsal.

"I don’t got no type. Bad bitches are the only thing that I like."

- Ben has an issue with Rae Sremmurd’s lyrics and we debate the definition of a ‘bad bitch’.

- We birth a new superhero who can see the future of soup.

- Ben aims his sights on cream of chicken soup.

- We consider a world where you have to yodel for your water.

- Kirsty chimes in with her thoughts on aging out of Leonardo DiCaprio’s demographic.

- Ben lays down a few rules for his post-death porn career.

- We discuss the highlight of our friend’s wedding.

- We dispense some advice to all the office Peanut Butter Cup aficionados.

- We help a Willem Dafoe fan with their lock screen conundrum.

"Everybody get up it's time to slam now. We got a real jam goin' down."

- Ben wants TV characters to stop burning toast.

- Ben is (possibly) getting free air conditioning.

- Ben caught COVID and fears it’s causing blackouts.

- Nobody steals her boyfriend’s light.

- Nobody’s shower door sucks.

- We ponder whether it’s worse to be naked and wet or naked and dry?

- We debate the controversial topic of Lola Bunny vs Jessica Rabbit.

"Baby when you're gone, I realise I'm in love."

- Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’.

- We attempt to define the term ‘pompatus’ and devise a competitive love-off reality show.

- We revisit Posh Spice’s confusing pose on the Spice Girls album cover.

- Nobody reveals that she isn’t attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio (or any brown-haired white guys) because he looks too much like her brother.

- Nobody doesn’t want a movie to be made about her life and we get side-tracked brainstorming a movie about the Loch Ness monster coming to Melbourne.

- Ben gives his approval to turn him into a deepfake pornstar a thousand years after his death.

- Ben makes his annual PSA to the listeners to activate their read receipts.

"Cause I speak of the pompatus of love."

- Ben hates the word née.

- Nobody wants a control participant to race alongside the athletes at the Olympics.

- Ben has a nightmare of being pulled up on stage to sing a song he doesn’t know.

- Nobody expresses her love for pickled onions.

- Celebrity crushes make Nobody sad and we continue to explore her newfound affection for Eddie Redmayne.

- Nobody uses her boyfriend as a brace when she sneezes.

- Ben has a recurring dream about falling off a bridge and Nobody has a period superpower.

- Ben doesn’t know when to wear the robe that Nobody bought him?

- Nobody struggles to explain the podcast to her co-workers.

- We revisit the conundrum of the different types of Panadol.