Midnight Crisis

"The sun has gone down and the moon has come up…"

- We face a real midnight crisis as we struggle with insomnia and discuss famous screams.

- Ben asks how dry a towel needs to be when it comes out of the dryer and shrinks his Download Festival tee.

- Ben gleefully daydreams about breaking the protocol of having family meals at the dinner table.

- We debate the best and worst of Cadbury Favourites and Arnott’s Assorted Creams biscuits.

- We revel in the glory of the ANZAC Day KFC bounty.

- We discuss bad passport photos and launch our newest business venture, Can you live with this? photography.

- Nobody’s partners grandpa is presumed dead when attempting to get a new birth certificate.

"The Vengabus is coming and everybody’s jumping."

- Ben doesn’t understand Baby On Board signs.

- We discuss following your dreams late in life.

- Ben reacts to being cast in the lead role of a romantic comedy.

- Ben gets roped into a plumbing emergency at his mum’s house.

- Ben poses a salsa hypothetical.

- We play The Vengaboys Ultimate Setlist Game.

- Ben runs into a Billie Eilish lookalike and Nobody bumps into Adam Levine in Tokyo.

"I only got ten likes in the last five minutes. Do you think I should take it down?"

- Ben suffers an embarrassing shoulder injury.

- We go to the 4DX cinema and someone (possibly) falls out of their seat.

- Social Media etiquette, aka. SMetiquette: Do you ‘like’ Facebook Stories?

- Ben recalls the time he went up against a vacuum cleaner and lost.

- Ben’s co-worker begrudgingly accepts his Facebook friend request.

- Nobody spends the night in a haunted house in South Australia.

"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel."

- We discuss the two types of Red Bull customers.

- Ben witnesses someone trying to return a one dollar coffee.

- Nobody gets sized up to be put in a box during a late night supermarket visit.

- Ben discovers he’s living in the novelty dessert district.

- Nobody is disappointed by her new local smoothie shop.

- Nobody wants to know whether Ben would harbour her as a fugitive.

- Nobody thinks verbo’s are the best form of comedy.

"So why don't we go, somewhere only we know?"

- Ben ponders whether to include his State when someone asks for his address.

- We discuss the most anxiety inducing videogame music.

- Ben solves the mystery of his missing beanie.

- Nobody asks Ben to step in as a last-minute replacement groom at her wedding.

- The Unfiltered Bride podcast gives Nobody a new wedding day fear.

- Nobody refuses to finish any TV series because she can’t handle the nostalgic overload.

"Skinamarinky dinky-dink, skinamarinky doo. I love you."

- We discuss the raspberry selection process.

- Nobody faces a cheesy scroll dilemma on pizza night.

- Nobody watches Avatar in 4DX, which is a movie so immersive you will forget you needed to pee beforehand!

- We review Skinamarink and question why actors show clips of their movies on talk shows.

- We get guilted into eating breakfast and Ben wants to donate his cereal.

- Ben asks how far you can walk in a pair of shoes before you can no longer return them.

- Nobody questions whether the pain of breaking in a pair of Doc Martins is worth it.

- Ben attempts to reconcile the continuity of the hyper sleep outfits in the Alien films.

- Nobody can’t pee.

"Every mornin' there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed."

- We attempt to solve the mystery of Ben’s disappearing beanie.

- We’re having bad luck with fast food restaurants.

- Ben corrects a statement about the movie Yesterday and spreads some more misinformation about The Beatles.

- Ben goes to a G-Flip concert and enjoys a free second show.

- We instate a dress to impress your dad policy.

- Kirsty’s Ketamine Chronicles – Part III: What would be your fight entrance song?

- Ben’s grandpa The Tropical Judge pulls an arm from a bog.

"Cotton candy, laced in gold. Stack that money, sushi roll."

- Ben discusses his favourite part of a film’s end credits.

- We cut Ana de Armas out of the movie Yesterday.

- Ben reveals his long running mini-golf scam.

- We provide the last Gävle Goat update of the year.

- We devise a secret emoji code for ‘I’m bored’.

- We decipher the latest text message from Ben’s mum.

- Nobody attempts to get to the origins of a familiar TikTok song.

- We revisit our historical biopic movie pitches.

- We discuss a lack of bread rolls, flying potatoes and turducken’s during Christmas with our families.

- Nobody takes issue with her appearance in Ben’s end of year video.

- Ben meets a girl and steals a phone on New Year’s.

"We can't build our dreams on suspicious minds."

- We try to decipher Ben’s grandpa wet lettuce routine.

- Nobody attends a Q & A of the movie Emily and is disappointed by its historical inaccuracy.

- We craft the Historical Figure Cinematic Universe.

- Nobody declares her crush on Eddie Redmayne is over.

- We check in with the Gävle Goat.

- A neighbour’s cat catches Ben in a very compromising position.

"The category is body."

- We discuss carrot cake being erroneously classified as cake.

- We have a revelation about Brussels sprouts and address the joke name ‘Russel Mepubes’.

- We revisit the topics of Ben’s microwave and Passport flavoured Pringles.

- We discuss Megan Thee Stallion and analyse the lyrics to Body.

- We begin curating Nobody’s wedding playlist.

- We give our first update on the Gävle Goat of the season.

- We delve back into the tragic origin story of Black Panther’s Namor.

- We meet Ben’s sisters’ new boyfriend and set the mood for stabbings.

- Ben misjudges his Thanksgiving dinner invite.