This deep reflective meditation explores the theory that you might be the common denominator in all your life's trials and tribulations. Through harsh realization and metabolizing your myopic narcissism, we hope to achieve a vantage point that makes you less of an asshole. Namaste.

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Let this soothing guided meditation lull you to sleep and help you retrain your barely functioning cerebral cortex to experience the rest you may or may not deserve. Offensive Level 3.

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This guided meditative mantra is about severing toxic relationships and accepting inner hatred. We also explore the possibility that the toxic denominator is you. Offensive Level 3.

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Let this motivating manifesto give you permission to lower expectations for yourself by giving up on unrealistic dreams and accepting your dismal destiny. 

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Start your week of with a Monday mantra centered in self love. You may not be the most attractive, intellectual or kind but at least you’re alive. 

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