Rachel, done dirty.

Meg explains plane insurance.

Handsome monkey king!

Come and listen to our story about a kid named Jake,

A teenage commander who can become a snake,

And then one day was he chasing Visser Three,

And found Atlantis full of taxidermy.

People, that is. Meat puppets. Flesh suits.

Hear ye, hear ye! All rise as we power on the Council of Thirteen's projectors, Garoff presiding. Today we hear the case of The Yeerk Empire v. Edriss-562. For the defense, Edriss-562 (but mostly her host, Eva); for the prosecution, Esplin-9466 Prime. This is the sound of a gavel.

In this episode, we talk about an Animorphs book and a movie-musical adaptation of a Broadway musical adaptation of a book of poetry about cats. Guess which one we prrrrrreferred.

Welcome to Minds at Yeerk's Guide to Having Teenage Crushes and How to Undestand Them If You're a Pair of Socially Maladjusted Robots Named Tim and Alex.

We finally reach two moments we have patiently(?) been waiting for: Ax and Tobias talking about their family history and the arrival of the first competent Yeerk! This episode brought to you by Tim's Black Market Furby Emporium. [CW: This book includes scenes of torture.]

We’re split over how we feel about Rachel’s split with herself—but that doesn’t stop us from inventing a new holiday or musing about ‘90s-themed middle school dance soundtracks.

If you've been waiting for us to discuss country music singers, this is the episode for you. Plus: our favorite road trip activities and Alex's Hannah Montana reboot pitch.

Come take a ride with us: the dumbest elevator ride in history. While we're at it, we'll discuss what Marco's mom has got going on and the dangers and delights of being friends with an Andalite.

We regret to inform you of King Henry’s death at the hands of Big Chocolate Milk. But take your mind off this tragedy with our discussion of John Barrowman, time-traveling Mailboxes, and the National Daddy.