Minds at Yeerk

That David kid is still up to his hijinks, and so are we! This episode: Chekhov's chihuahuas, Animorphs 99, and the most emo bugs.

We've reached the moment everyone has been waiting for: we get to talk about '80s German New Wave music! Oh, also some new guy. And various blue boxes. And we have our first ever listener-submitted animal trivia!

Our friend Christina (you know, the one who did our show art!) joins us to talk about Cassie's trip into the woods. Plus: Yeerk dolphins, where baby Yeerks come from, and...Zoobilee Zoo.

A long time ago, on a planet very nearby....

Tim, Meghan, Alex, and special guest MJ talk about all of the ways that the Ellimist doesn't troll our heroes this time, the original alien war for Earth, and why Ms. Frizzle is the GOAT.

Join us once again as we discuss dogs, suspicious birds, Ax's BDSM tendencies, and evil Andalites. Also, newsflash: Tim really sucks at guessing things.

Tim, Meghan, and Alex are joined by Brian [last name redacted, nice try Yeerks!] to discuss McDonald's Secret Menu, the key to a balanced breakfast, and the best animal trivia Alex will ever bring to this podcast. This week's moral: Mole morphs, mo' problems.

You've got Yeerks! Join us as we talk about our younger selves' digital lives, Jake's leadership style, and which Animorphs are most likely to commit arson and murder!

Join us this week as we debate what constitutes a butt, learn about dolphin performance anxiety, and visit Sealab 1997.

This episode has everything! Tim leads us in team-building exercises (#TimBuilding)! Jenna teaches us about the Horse Number! We compare notes on middle school sex ed classes! We even manage to talk about Animorphs!

As Elfangor's journey comes full circle, everyone has a good laugh at Tim. But our laughter is a precursor to our tears, as none of us will escape unscathed from the Nightmare McDonald's.