This week, we're disrupting the Yeerk/Host paradigm with our new app: Slithr. We also debate the Animorphs' leadership hierarchy and answer a long-standing listener question.

Gather 'round, friends, as we discuss John Kellogg's soggy, sad legacy; the greatest hamburger-related scandal in American fiction; and solid snakes and laser crocodiles. Jake!...Jake? Jaaaaaaake!

Join us as we discuss the etymology of calamari, adventurous ways to die, and Tim's old mouth. Sometimes we even manage to stay on topic.

The Ellimist is back on his bullshit, and so are we! We debate the difficult questions in this one like whether or not a capitalist society whose inhabitants are happy is inherently exploitive and whether Jake might be competent.

While Marco and friends try to remember what warmth feels like, we discuss ghost writing before venturing forth into...THE TIM-VERSE.

Welcome to the weirdest Animorphs book to date! We talk Helmacron party games, universal alien combat tactics, and the Square-Cube Law! But whatever you do, don't say the secret word!

Is Tobias still emo? Is Toby’s bark worse than her bite? Will Tim make accurate guesses about what comes next when faced with facts?

The answer to only one of these questions is, “No.”

Would you believe that there are aliens more aloof than Andalites? Yeah, we know it's hard to fathom. But our plucky heroes have found them. And a genocidal Andalite War-Prince. And maybe even love in a hopeless place.

Two things that we never thought would happen finally do: we meet a female Andalite, and we solve the Yeerk invasion problem. All this, and we get philosophical (but keep it Platonic).

It's our one-year anniversary! Celebrate with us as we debate fates worse than death, discuss why David is the absolute worst, and share tips for safely eating slugs.