We celebrate MISCHIEF NIGHT with the scariest show on the internet: MINION DEATH CULT. Hosts Alexander Edward and Tony Boswell find the scariest, most deranged, and dumbest boomer posts online and read them slow enough to truly grasp their inanity. After sharing some dumb Halloween stories, we look at an evangelical plot to infiltrate costume shops, commemorate last years' Nov 4 Antifa supersoldier revolution, recall the Infowars hit piece on Jamie earlier this year, and close out with some Tim Pool Joker-posting.