Bill's off to Nerdland to talk to Google and watch Michael Lewis take on Mike Leach.

CONFERENCE USA PREVIEW TALK: GODFREY RASSLIN' (short) STORY TIME, UTEP is a hard job (but you can see what Dana Dimel wants to do), WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FRANK WILSON AND UTSA????, the importance of class balance, everything Rice is trying to do makes sense (and it might not work), Charlotte's proposed offense is confusing, and WKU fired Mike Sanford and hired Mike Sanford.

Also: are you watching the AAF? Why is minor league football worse than college football? Who qualifies for Year Zero? Who qualifies for Sleeping Giant status? Is Scott Frost a make-or-break hire? What the heck can Hawaii be doing to survive? Who are the country's most "one unit good, one unit hilariously awful" teams this year?

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