Miserable Retail Slave

A Retail Rant/ A Leatherfaced Harpy/ Tommy learned what GOAT means/ The Randy-Man Can/ That's Deceiving/ Band-Aid/ Tommy worries about blood on his sandwich/ Stretched out belly buttons/ Bloody Band-Aids/ The Great Nacho Fiasco of 2012/ Fat Tuesday/ Another gas station tale/ Calamity Randy/ Freedom Gas/ Pay Attention/ Step Dad terms/ Lark/ The worst kinds of Shauns/ Online dating nonsense/ Fake News/ The worst kind of subtraction problem/ Red/ Illuminati Brother/ Red's Pictures/ Everything's a hoot/ Shy Bladder and the Kidney Stones/ A Clip from "Let Me Tell Ya"/ Mr. Power Struggle/ Tommy likes Maron/ The Miserable Hotline/ Must Love Belly Buttons/ Tommy's arch enemy/ Tommy gets attacked on The Miserable Hotline/Tommy smelled like mothballs for an entire year

(episode 151)

Featuring Special Guests Sam Silverstein and Nick Tenaglia from Laughteristhecure.com !!!

Someone Fell Into Feelings/ Tommy's a creampuff/ Randy immigrated from Croatia/ Wretched Goat Vomit/ Snapchat filters/ Felecia, the Patron Saint of Byes/ Inspirational/ Tommy is a Choreboy/ 150th episode/ Perpetual pizza/ Tommy the stray cat/ the tougher pasta/ One more to add to the glossary of neck tattoos/ A fight about urban sprawl/ Missed Connections with TRB from The Retail Rant and Dr. Penrose from Penrose vs. Anybody/ The ranking of doctors/ Chicken pants/ Foghorn Eggpants/ Laughteristhecure.com/ Tommy trolls the park/ "Nice umbrella"/ Bit by Bit/ Being a bigger creep than Tommy/ What Laughter is The Cure is all about/ Kevin the VERY friendly ghost/ Mookie/ Smiling is for Life/ Would you rather a Super Mario mushroom or star?/ Tommy's Nintendo story/ RIP Tootsie/ The One Finger Selfie challenge/ Cocoa Wheats or Nether Bits with Honey/ The Legend of Weedboy/ Missed Connections/Danger Sex/ Cheetos/ Just a dancer named Kitten/ Help out some kids, you selfish pigs/ Nervous poos is a real thing

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(Episode 150)

What's your glitch, man?/ Mom sarcasm/ Live Laugh Love/ the Time Tommy got kicked out of a book store/ Sexy Sass Bombs/ The Myers-Briggs Test/ "it looks like water…but it ain't water"/ Tommy the ice skater/ Tommy's a winner/ The Wedding Date/ Not the best man/ Ruining Tommy's special day/ The Limbo/ Barber Bill Tales/ The Monkey Apocalypse/ What if we become the aliens?/ Ride the comets/ Online dating nonsense/ Did Red ever respond?/ Jam & Tonic/ The Sophomore Effort/ Metal Mom/ textual laughter/ Deep Screamers/ Pay phones/ Missed Connections/ Side glancing Sammys/ The Moose Preserve/ I am the Conductor/ Tommy's arch nemesis/ Parking Lot Reform/ the Bride of Beetlejuice

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(Episode 149)

ahoo Answers/ That Mariah Carey/ Scandals/ Moms are weird/ Star Bores/ "Eye Balls, Get Back in My Body"/ Diva Repellant/ Cricks/ People Watching/ A mid-40s date/ Trenchcoat/ Friendzoned/ The Lover Equation/ 'Gram Worthy/ Missed Connections/ Lil Country Girl/ These O.D.s/ The Miserable Hotline needs your help/ The Start of the Bad/ "You do something special to my Diet Pepsi"/ Tommy almost gets mugged/ Randy the Mallrat/ Got Green/ the Harry Potter Ball/ An app/ Tinder problems/ Facebook is a mating ground/ To become the most interesting man in the world/ sending an online dating message/ The #WaitItOut Movement/ Throwing my hat in the ring/ The Bachelor/ Christine/ Shall we play a game?/ Super Music Maker Deluxe Game/ Young M.A./ Tommy knows what makes the hits/ Daya/ Squadgoals/ Tommy deleted his Twitter

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(Episode 148)

Polite Sick/ Elbow Crooks/ Tommy is Uncle Todd/ Tommy meets Barber Bill/ Nathan, the best gas station attendant in the world/ Randy's new catchphrase/ Nathan's friends/ Grapple/ Ruining a man's day/ Cursed by a lazy eye/ Tommy is a Dick Van Dyke Man/ Are you a New You?/ Tommy's 2016 New Year's Resolutions/ Tommy has a house/ Randy needs whimsy/ Sharing a hobby/ Drones/ Facing death/ Hawk fights/ A Hawk Weapon/ Online dating nonsense/ Tommy's a super quitter/ An age of enlightenment/ Tommy's worst memory/ These blondes/ A tutor/ Having fun/ Felippe the Hawk/ Aren't you right?/ Randy's Career Fair/ Rent-A-Friend/ My new friend Sam/ The Reality Check Best Friend? The Poo to Non-Poo Ratio/ How Tommy got fat/ The Cult of Dr. Penrose

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(Episode 147)

The Strangest Combination/ One of those neck tattoos again/ A Mutt of Confused Identities/ The Melting Pot/ Angry Tommy/ Marlboro Man is too cool/ A Nice Huge Middle Finger/ Tommy's baby fit/ My 'Nox/ Wild N Loose/ Sweet Flu Rollins/ Sax Games/ A Ctrl+Alt Delete Conservative/ We're all set with these Christmas Songs/ The Secret Origin of Tommy/ You Got a Sacrilegious Mouth/ Burnt Carrot/ Metallica/ That punchline when Randy met a girl in The Regular World/ You Both Have Careers/ Tommy recaps his 2016/ Randy recaps his 2016/ You're a SoHo/ Rubies/ Shootin' Blanks/ The Miserable Hotline/ Tommy's Arch Enemy

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(Episode 146)

Origami face/ Why Would Wal-Mart…/A Volcano of Pure Machismo/ Tommy the Chaffeur driving Miss Daisy/ Macho Man Randy Travis/ Great Capers/ Updates on Rita and will she show up?/Randy's a Monster/ Acid Tongue Tommy/ Getting used to the Heartbreak/The Art of Putting Yourself in Uncomfortable Situations/ Sticker Neck Tattoos/ Miserable Rejection Sausage/ Randy is a Squirrel Nut Zipper/ The One/ Don't put a period on it/ Randy's mistake/ Gamer/Tommy's Closing Out Affair/ Footsies Up the Tootsies/ Randy meets a girl in The Regular World/ Hi, Bleeeeep/ Randy's going to stand-up comic all over Tommy/ sitting on your Lauryn Hills/ Striped shirts/ Those brows were on fire/ Getting a Carhardt means you're a man/ Tommy Garage/ Any Grown Man in America/ Where's Waldo, not in my…./Being judged by a child/ She was such a good guy/ Sport Thompson/ "I flash my lights, he don't move"/ So young?/ Pucker up your eyebrows/ The eyebrow is my vice/ Randy has a revelation/ Club Cats

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Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 145)

Podcast Persona/ Home of The Whopper/ Loogie Beard/ The Arcane Sciences of BK/ Some Boardie/ Tommy's missing ear pieces/ Tommy's Massive News/ I'm a Good Guy/ Tommy's so selfish/ Randy Doesn't Make the Cut/ Dating a Bison/ Promise Rings/ Wooing the girl of the week/ 2016/ Midlife Crisis Dad Vehicle/ The life of all gods/ Car Buyer's Porn/ New Segment: we watch a video/ take the rest of the year off, Tommy/ Video Dating/ The Holiday Season is Approaching/ Dickliner/ Tommy's a glow/ Rita and online dating nonsense/ Rita from The Nasty/ Randy can hit the breaking ball/ A miracle on ice/ Chad, the god of douchebags/ Husky Joey Tribianni/ The First Thinking Monkey/ Step Over It, Iggy/ Aristotle Winters

*Check out the missing part of this episode at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave. Look for S04E44.5 "Premature Shoots & Ladders"

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 144)

Tommy and Wal-Mart are in a feud/ Tommy doesn't know what frugal means/ The Glossary of Neck Tattoos/ Deep Thoughts with Tommy/ Thank you, Wal-Mart Jesus/ Robin's speedo/ Robin has hairy legs/ Batman loves Morrisey/ Tommy ranks Batman villains/ Bat Shark Repellant/ Batman vs Sharks/ Randy is a Minecraft character/ Barber Bill gets Triggered/ Being defined by your hair part/ The Sacred Symbol/ Women with straight down hairs/ The Great Barber vs. Beautician War/ That Barber Pole/ Lost Wages, Nevada/ The Patreon Page/ Tommy's never gonna sell out Madison Square Garden/ Wilson/ Online Dating/ A plea to Dok Doom/ Smashingly/ Introducing Rita/ turning Tinder into a promotional machine/ We are sells outs/ The D*ck of the Week/ Supa Po'/ Sexting Gremlins/ So buoyant/ Acne/ The zitty, zitty face of the company/ Morticia/ Dr. Penrose

*S04E40 and S04E41 + Diary of a Retail Slave, vol. 1 and vol. 2 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 143)

Whistling fats/ Safety pins/ Remember when there was no fact checking with Google?/ An expert on religion, ten drinks in/ That Hamburger Helper Glove mascot/ The Noid/ The Eye Doctor/ Tommy's a dumpy little bat boy/ Zombie Eyes/ Ol' Raisin Eyes/ The Rock is sexy/ Hulk Hogan's Uncle Jesse (The Body)/ These Mondays/ Is Monday the start of the week or is Sunday?/ A Day in the Life of a Tommy/ Tommy's friend played against Dave Coulier in a hockey game/ Jeff Daniels vs. Dave Coulier/ Moby Dick Monday/ Living on a houseboat/ Randy can't swim/ World Records/ Made a trip through time and space/ Talking to a woman in The Regular World/ Training videos/ A new sponsor/ Smiting my enemies/ A visit to KFC/ "I was the fatness"/ Tommy's sobriety/Tommy has road rage/ The Southpaw Spocker/ Spock judgement/ KFC holds the world's secrets/ Nic Cage/ A Hulk Hogan leg drop stops time/ A retail tale…or re-tale, if you will/ The female embodiment of Beetlejuice/ D of the Week/ A new mascot for Thanksgiving/ My Meat Song/ The Backburner/ iTunes Reviews/ Tommy was on a classic rock station and didn't mention the podcast

*S04E40 and S04E41 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy (Episode 142)