Miserable Retail Slave

Rickelodeon/ No More Big Als/ Where did all the nicknames go?/ A vow is made/ The magic trick/ Some pie in sky dreams/ Some gnarly boot/ The story of how Tommy joined the podcast/ The Pomegranate and Slapstick Show/ An ominous mystery message/ The philosophy of Tom/ Stop and smell those roses/ A tooth is gone/ Library comedy/ Hating house parties/ Tommy's drunk finger waggle/ That search history/ Meeting new people/ The Moon Urges/ The best mooning story/ Stumblin' Inn/ Randy's Career Fair: Professional tag player/ World Chase Tag/ Clove Cigarettes and Vaping/ Tommy's blown out knee/ Weak caps/ Spaced Evader/ World Chase Tag nicknames/ The definition of peril/ Tommy's no good, very bad day/ A missing wallet/ It's always good to have a good dawning/ An online dating update/ She Gone/ Refresh your ego/ Today's Quality Question/ The Newsletter/ Why do people make up seeing UFOs/ Mashed Potato Lady/ A re-tale/ Read like a paperback novel/ What not to wear on a date/ GQ AF/ Tommy's 1st date with The Beloved/ Corny/ IS ALL OF US/ Jimmy Eat World/ Pretty Big Bunch/ After the credits/ The State of Florida/ This is Thunderdome/ A Florida man live stream cop chase as he chugs whiskey/ Tommy takes out a fence/ A real good guy/ The sober tale of Drunk Dan

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(Episode 172)

The Exploding Face/ Dentists are a conspiracy/ A Brace-face Man/ Appointments/ Let's clear our calendars/ Faking smiles/ These waiting rooms/ The Shark Dentist/ Broflakes and Rebel Skanks/ McGraw Facts/ Cassette mixtapes were the first Spotify play lists/ "Why are you battling me?"/ Cast off the shackles/ Have a day off like Ferris Bueller/ Tommy has an appointment with his tractor/ Tommy hates the word "peep"/ We don't need topics/ Ladybug/ Tommy doesn't know how to things/ Imbibing the death of life/ Tommy and band practice/ A comedy show at a library/ The art of quiet comedy/ Getting lit at the library/ Big Stuff/ Personal space issues/ The Man who needed Pee/ Fake urine/ Sundate/ Scoffing at the zoo/ The Return of Chris Vickers in Hell/ Picking up the Pieces/ Tommy is a super villain named Sloth/ Online dating/ Grant the Rage Boy/ Disappear like Houdini/ Tommy the answer man/ Shooting your Duck Hunt shot/ Love dogs/ The new Dog Whisperer/ The Scent of Awesome/ The Difference Between 5 and 1/ Tommy's ridiculous motorcycle/ Dog Nights/ A real Twister of the Mind/ Return of the dog puns/ WOOF WOOF/ Playing one of those good rolls/ Tommy the Yawn Master

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(Episode 171)

One those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Emoji Flirts/ Emoji Dads/ People are weird/ The Kings of Junk Conversation/ A Steve Harvey/ Tommy and the Rainbow/ A LifeSexual/ Tommy painting the nature/ "it was a miracle"/ Rubies/ Grandpa and Grandma at the comedy show with their friend/ McGruff the Time Dog/ The Stuffed Dog/ Tommy polices the audience/ Fanny Heaven/ A service dog on the floor/ Being quirky/ The weird 30s/ The Great Jenga Tournament/ Tommy's off the wagon/ Breadbull/ Pickle Jar strength/ Failing Darwin/ Charles Bronson and David Duchovny/ Poetry Slams/ Millennial voodoo priests/ Barbarian feet/ Don't ever take your boots off/ Why do people buy dolls?/ Tommy's doll story/ Scuffy's my baby/ Doll Parts/ Women Playing Chess 3: Clothing Optional/ Ken with a man bun/ The progression of tattoos/ Don't Date This Dude DOT com/ Am I Gonna Get the Ribs again?/ C'mon, Rubies/ Coffee Meets Bagel updates/ The whitest hair/ The most mature things/ Kids/ Turning your eyelids inside out/ Research/ Vanilla Ice and Get Iced/ Shark Week/ Phelps vs. The Shark/ Swimming in the ocean/ Raging Asian Carp/ Great Gold vs. Great White/ The weirds of the world/ Missed Connections/ Heart stops/ You ever been struck by beauty/ Keep 'Em Chunky/ After The Credits/ Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos/ France/ A song request/ My forecrack.

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(Episode 170)

Basking in the glory of the Retail Paradise/ Workplace humor/ Saving two damsels in distress at the self checkout/ Tommy needs to know about women/ haha./ On Point at all times/ AWESOME SENTENCES ONLY, the golden rule/ Constructing an identity/ The Rules of flannel, LOL, and emojis/ A little pork pie hat/ Wearing Hawaiian Shirts/ These Flat Bills/ "You sound like McDonald's now"/ A Residual Time Remnant Tommy/ Tommy's wild hog/ A NATTY DADDY, FIREBALL, AND A MATADOR BEEF STICK/ In Randy's Ditch/ The Walking Tomb/ Tommy's motorcycle habits/ The Technicolor Dreamboat/ The first strange girl you asked out/ Remembering Tommy's memories for him/ Crispy/ Nerd at the Mall on MTV/ Only the Fitch or Nothing/ Tommy has a friend named Nikki/ "I was orange"/ a handsome orange prince/ a 1999 sitcom/ "You'll let anyone walk with you, won't you"/ The Love Note/ Big Bad Wolves/ Sometimes I like my women Chicago style/ Becoming a slimeball/ Spunky/ Funnel Cloud Charles/ Online Dating Nonsense/ Tommy's life/ Why are we even friends?/ I can show you the world/ A Disney Prince that Can't sing/ A rapping Disney prince/ Magic Carpet Ride/ Songs are awesome/ The secret of Time Travel/ Coffee Meets Bagel/ "Who's going to the 'Roo?"/ Loopy/ After the Credits/ Chad Kroeger from Nickelback bashes on Stone Sour

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Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss (Episode 169)

Chunk rolls/ The power of the eye rolls/ Chuck W. Norris/ Tommy's snake/ Porches and snakes/ Kyle/ You ever see a mummy in real life/ Starr and Sweet Tiff/ Why do we assume that soap is the cleanest thing/ Body Wash/ Offensive or not/ Apologize to all of the organizations/ Fury-ass/ A sarcasm vigilante/ "Shut up, Candyland"/ Tommy's Anti-Trolling Movement/ LL Cool T/ An Axl Rose alarm clock/ "You'd just be a happy dream."/ Tommy invites Randy to play kickball/ Slide tackles straight to hell/ Tommy's kickball set-up/ The Summer of Kickball/ The Babe Ruth of Kick/ Getting critiqued about a previous date/ Randall Do-Wrong/ Tommy's turning black and white/ Nary Cared/ "I'm very thinking a lot lately"/ Pretty Flustered/ Choose your joke/ The confidence of a fat man on a lawnmower/ Dress like a farmer/ Randy dresses like a 4 year old/ Fidget Spinner Hypnosis/ Getting tattoos and ride motorcycles/ Tommy's au naturale/ Stupid tattoos/ What happened with Plan B?/ One Star/ Podcast War/ Hankering/ An Olive Branch/ Grunt/ Howard the Duck/ The Band, Bush/ Gavin Rossdale/ a new online dating app/ Creep/ Foolish names/ Missed Connections/ Butter Shucks/ Lifetime pee pants/ "You said that with some fierce"

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Special Guests, TRB formerly of The Retail Rant and Heather D

Flint Water/ If Bozo was president/ An old toad of a man/ Heat Stroke - the new 5 hour energy drink/ Tommy in a hot tub/ "Not The Mama"/ A Parking Lot bar/ The Ghost of Tommy's Future/ Wave runners/ Hot N' Heavy/ TRB makes an announcement about the future of "THE RETAIL RANT"/ Ranty breaks down THE RIBS/ Completely "Miser"/ The Pinwheel Wizard/ Getting a suit at the Men's Warehouse/ "I Guarantee It"/ Randy's "Plus One" for Tommy's wedding/ An Exceptional David/ Confusing Tommy/ Tommy's wedding band/ Man releases bed bugs into an office/ Fistfuls of bugs in my pockets/ TRB has been banned/ What happened with THE ONE?/ Rent-A-Friend/ The Return of Woof McGillicuty?/ Tap the Tommy for some alcohol/ Imagine a dead Tommy/ The Grim Reaper is your worst fear/ Shark Reaper/ Crumpled up piece of kleenex/ My fun chair/ The Ranty Gentleman/ THE PODCAST WAR/ A Neck Pocket/ Introducing Plan B/ Seeing Funnel Cloud Charles in real life/ A Blonde Phase/ What Gives?/ Silverback Thompson/ Online dating nonsense/ "I get all the replies"/ Dread and the Infinite Panic/ Mr Desperate/ Bribery date/ Missed Connections/ Tommy leaves/ Bow Tie Saturday Night/ TRB has stories about driving for Uber/ Heather D comes on the show/ Heather is all riled up from watching Jersey Shore/ Heather knows the MTV schedule/ Catfish/ Hot Studmuffin/ The story of how Heather met her husband/ Heather thinks Randy is only good enough for a 6/ Under the table Chic-Fil-A

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Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss (Episode 167)

Summer Lovin…Tell Me More/ Buck Fever/ Receive Thy Gift/ Miami Wrinkles/ Netflix and Chili/ Pepper and Love/ We start a new online dating site: Gettin' Randy/ Online dating mating/ Let Me Rip Off Miserable Retail Slave/ TalentlessScum DOT net/ Why would you sad me out?/Peking Chicken/ Have you ever died before?/ All the times Tommy has died/ Tommy's terrible story/ Kegstand Memories/ Blue Ribbon Kegstander/ Homely Boyz of Mid-Michigan calendar/ Giving up that pop/ Those scuzzy Mt Dew thoughts/ A Mt Dew Bad Boy/ The Miserable Hotline/ Forgetful Tommy/ Tommy is a burrowing ground mole/ Andrea needs to make more friends/ "Have you seen this boy? Would you like to?"/ Cool or drool?/ The word "hot" bothers Tommy/ The Inspiration of Smoking Hot/ The clock is ticking down to Tommy's wedding/ Cocktail hour/ No more second chances/ Lurking back to the online dating/ Speed dating?/ Charles in the funnel cloud/ The two week test/ For the love of Pete/ Trump Toilet Paper/ Missed Connections/ Donut Socks!/ Let's Get Drunk and Be Hillbillies/ The Thoughtful Gangster/ Shout outs to the Nerdo Network and Nerdopotamus/ Hey, Maple Leafs. Hey/ It's time to send a message/ Introducing The One/ Partner in crime/ Bonnie and Clyde/ A Magnificent Bastard of a Butterfly/ Tommy is a Granny Smith Gone Rotten/ Tommy was a summer passion baby/ It's all a journey/ It's just a ride

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Happy/ Seeing a rollerblader in the wild/ Tommy's an active rollerblader/ The King of the Rink/ Tommy lives to blade and skate/ That Great Rollerblading Epic/ The Black Hole/ Thank you for repeating my point, Cliff Notes/ These teens in their cars/ Left hand turns and teenage boys/ Grand POS/ Vengeance Tour 2017/ Romper/ Stinky Tommy/ The summer friend/ The King of the Neighborhood/ Tommy's adventures in Indy/ Joey Alabama/ Randy's childhood/ renting Nintendo/ La Bamba Boy/ Tommy the lumberjack is at it again/ Tommy's sitcom life/ Awww, Kev/ Giving up pop & sugar/ Diabeetus, The Diabetes That Walks Like a Man/ One-Foot/ Get Ripped by 36/ Sugar Nightmares/ Meditating Tommy floated off/ Light as a feather, stiff as a board/ The aftermath of last week's episode/ Tommy the hunchback/ Tommy didn't want his back broken like Batman/ Tom Coe gives a purple nurple/ Shoot your shot/ Baby, please/ Chemistry/ Randy the clinger/ What gets me going? Who can even tell?/ Wake up from your dream/ What I think of Smoking Hot/ The return of #WaitItOut/ A message for Andrea/ That "cute" friend/ A crazy cat man/ Return to online dating/ The undateable sludge of America/ The good things about online dating/ What is Instagram/ A brow man/ The Sucker of Fun, Infinite Blackness/ Missed Connections/ Where's Patti?/ A ruined husk of a boy/ The next Hot Gun/ Your Lips and Everything Else/ This dude is suing this woman for texting on a date/ The worst first date/ Peaks and Valleys/ The Lucky Salad

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Another BK drive thru disaster/ The Date/ The Tractor/ Podcast War/ The Big Adventures of Little Randy/ F-ing A

Hang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren's Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy's 7 year old shirt/ James Dean's Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton of one of his Tommy's jokes/ Hobo erotica/ Tommy's description of a shirt/ Salt and pepper/ All the Kevins of America rejoice/ Malcolm and the motorcycle/ Whattaya got under that hood?/ All the engines of the universe/ The Ultimate Dad Joke/ Douchebag values never change/ Affliction shirts/ Chili recipes/ typing in the cheat code to a handshake/ Summer/ The Facebook group is the life of the party/ Normal jobs/ Being a Superman Super Hero Guy/ Try to punch the sun/ Tin Foil/ Soy Milk/ The Diary of Daria/ Andrea and David the Producer leave messages/ Girls/ Tommy gets called up to the big leagues/ Big fan of The Mitten/ Tommy gets pulled over in Indy/ COYLY/ Dexter from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ Dexter gets attacked by people on Twitter/ Captain America is a Hydra agent/ A date!/ Posers/ How does The Beloved feel about Randy?/ Dexter's nervous about THE DATE/ Will I lose a kidney?/ Missed Connections (Iowa) with Dexter/ French Connections/ Full '80s White Snake/ Dexter reads some Topix/ Flint Water/ Iowa/ The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/ Shoutout to Grindbin Podcast and Joysticks/ Pumpkin Spice Dexter/ Catwoman Helmet/ Hey, Catwoman. Hey/ Pick your Catwoman/ Pink Underwear/ Gimme that eel, yo/ Being the showrunner/ Two Hillbillies get into a fight/ Mikey from LETS GET DRUNK AND TALK COMICS joins the show/ How Smurfs win/ Tommy and Mikey have a lot in common/ Rub a McDonalds chicken in your hair/ Mikey's wedding plans/ The best river to eat trash out of in New Orleans/ More about the date/ Dexter's last date/ Dexter's date talks about a date she had/ Tommy's weird date/ Is Tommy a Missed Connection?/ Mikey works at a liquor store/Know your measurements of liquid/ People are the worst/ Bad movies/ Unknown sounds/ We record in the center of a cyclone/ Flying cows and flying Helen Hunts/ All the Helens, All the Hunts, All The Cows

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(Episode 163)