Miserable Retail Slave

These morning rituals? Can't join the rat race/ Waterbeds/ Winning with some wimming/ Miserable Morning Ritual Slave/ A license to marry/ James Bond of the marriage/ New format/ Mondays/ The face of Ugh Life/ Poetry Nook/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Joe Khaki and The Infinite Misery/ Body Juices/ trucker s camp at Wal-Mart/ Gross hoodies/ Slob/ Cavemen had it easy/ Those hot live ones/ Caveman Douchebags/ Bone Tomahawk/ Wear a scalp/ Apt Pupil is gay?/ Stephen King > William Shakespeare/ The Shining is better than Romeo and Juliet/ Quote of the day/ Bullet pills/ Life is an LOL emoji/ Amazon Key/ Quality Question/ Tommy doesn t have a Prime/ Tommy the cranky old man/ Sorry in Advance podcast shout out and why you should listen/ Drywall personalities/ The day Tommy finds joy

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(Episode 182)

In this episode, we do the thing that you're supposed to right before your good chum gets married...it's a BACHELOR PARTY...but in podcast form.

Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from "The Unwritable Rant" podcast, TRB from "Welcome to Rantyville", Nick from "Epic Film Guys", Jake and Tom from "Jake and Tom Conquer the World", Dr. Penrose from "Penrose vs. Anybody", Marc James and Rick Mancrush from the Poop Culture podcast, Big D from The Bro-Rons podcast, and Matty F from "Let Me Tell Ya"

Extra, Extra/ That will be it/ My fast food script/ The brand new weird food/ The Mexi-Rib/ Belgrande Boy/ Tommy's new car/ Tommy took Randy's money/ BIG TROUT/ Tommy makes some claims about his ancestors/ What the Worst Thing/ Tommy's Gin Blossoms facts/ No sympathy for a sick man/ Pete Wince/ PODCAST BACHELOR PARTY/ Shoot your snot/ The divorce papers are already filled out/ Doorway hustlers/ What a gallant sir/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer/ David the Producer's god voice/ Tommy the punk/ The cost of millennial bachelor parties/ Ranty's advice/ Tommy's getting married for the food, but won't drink/ Randy writes wedding vows from Tommy's wedding/ Tommy and Nick from Epic Film Guys are Facebook official/ Tommy's bachelor party/ The He-Man Woman Hater Club/ Tommy's untold ghost adventures/ Slush Mouth Mary/ Tommy's drunken finger waggle of justice/ Making friends at 35/ an online anti-dating app/ THE FRIEND ZONE/ Dr Penrose/ Jake and Tom/ Stripper Slang/ Playing the Game Boy/ Poop Culture podcast/ Big D from The Bro Ron's podcast/ Matty F's muppet voice

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(Episode 181)

Not a competitive man/ The kids need money/ Smug dogs/ This is Tommyland now/ Mudstreaks/ A tale from Randy's youth/ The Shoplifter/ Mr Sears' Gold Chocolate Coin/ The lessons of Stan Lee and Spider-Man/ The Scowling Face of Despair/ Laptop woes/ These Wal-Marts/ Tommy's dumb joke/ The full fury of the history of court jesters behind you/ The Garbage Disposal/ Getting Away From The Landfill – a comedy album/ a sea of neck tattoos/ Paperboy old ladies/ a parking lot confrontation/ Tommy's WiFi/ Stealing the wedding/ The Tattletale/ Stealing the wedding/ Randy's ideas for Tommy's weddings/ Dancing in public/ a new tattoo for Tommy/ the unbeatable combo/ Not a Bachelor Party Guy/ a real Nancy Drew/ kickstart that 401K/ Randy's Career Fair/ The Font Taskmaster and The Google Killjoy/ Smartphone McGee/ Quality Question of the week/ That flocks of ghosts there/ The Couch Party Crew/ Tommy had gigs in Wisconsin and bought a cheesehead/ A club sandwich/ Criss Cross action/ that pretty US 2/ Wisconsin is awesome/ These retail workers are going wild/ Missed Connections/ The Chevy/ A tale of a local newscaster

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(Episode 180)

Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy "just knows"/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/ A "like" whore/ Weird Tommy/ Getting people's attention/ Carrying glasswares/ Not afraid to dash a glass/ knowing the protocols of life/ stuck in social purgatory/ What would your genie wish be?/ Tommy hates money/ The plural form of words/ the modern day Helen of Troy/ Kneel/ Quality Question/ BUY A SHIRT/ Quote of the Week/ It's not the Awful Tower/ Hinge, the online dating app/ Boring-Town, USA/ "Go a little kamikaze or something"/ Tommy's wooing of The Beloved/ The wits and the dullards/ Shout outs to Textual Healing and Sorry in Advance/ Randy's Kissing Booth/ Missed Connections/ The problem with bagels/ Too gassed up/ Mani-fart Destiny/ a very erotic wad of carbs/ the total cream cheese of all the bagel queens/ He's peering and he's yearning/ Speedway liberal chick/ Very Republican/ the Shakespeare of Missed Connections/ that perfect poise/ Tommy died and saw heaven

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(Episode 179)

Why would I do that?/ the fans/ peaks and valley/ Wrinkles galore/ What percentage of the nation finds you attractive?/ The Ultimate Betrayal: Michael and the Ninja Turtles/ Wedding probation/ local bowling alley legends/ Peter Dinky/ Hogging the glory/ Cocky about self awareness/ Too ugly/ God's Yawning Son/ We go Free Willy/ Recognize your Free Willy/ Maybe I am the menopause/ an airing of grievances/ Tommy's sheltered emotions/ Bathroom knocking/ "I am the one who knocks"/ the home throne/ Tommy's non-PC nickname/ These car shows/ Bros before used car shows/ Mummies/ Dabbing/ Senator Kid Rock/ Tommy quitting comedy/ Unrequited crushes/ Never fall into feelings/ Am I a Care Bear/ Tommy dated weird girls/ We're starting a speed dating and comedy show/ Better than anyone you could ever date/ the world's greatest secret/ becoming a Juggalo/ Tommy's show/ An online dating ad/ online dating nonsense/ dog puns again/ Getting spayed/ Jumping the gun again/ "I wanna get the beef"/ Online dating is like Tetris/ Tommy's shaped like a barrel/ Randy's missed connection/ Monday night football ESPN reporter

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(Episode 178)

MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy's new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/ Honey talk/ what is honey?/ Honey never expires/ infin-nin-nite/ Founding Fathers Honey/ Working to get to the yawn/ The Convenience Nurse?/ More Nathan talk/ theatrically trained in the art of gas station/ this woman at the gas station/ Simple Scotty/ the know-it-all mechanic/ don't know cars/ keep it 100 always, yo/ WWII propaganda/ self-inflicted HIV/ male discoveries/ used cars salesman/ The Joe Guarantee/ Fantasy football teams/ No one cares about your fantasy football team/ Baklava, the Street Fighter/ Tommy goes to a steak house and gets a salad/ Slacker's Day/ Tommy's waiting adventure/ Angry Uber Drivers/ Down Boyz 69/ A Saturday Night in Flint, MI/ Quality Question/ Suggested messages/ a return of Danger Zone/ A sign/ Tarot Cards/ Parenting Tips from Tommy/ Weddings/ missed connections/ Sloth from The Goonies/ Missed the Connections/ Holding the door/ Tape on the glasses like a nerd/ New glasses/ behind the trends/ Nita and the needle/ Beard love/ responding to a missed connection

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(Episode 177)

Baby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace humor/ 127 Hours/ Weird Online Dating Sites/ Settle For Love/ the Tinder for Weed/ Gluten Free Singles/ Gothic Match/ Ugly Schmucks/ Mullet Passion/ Hey, diaper baby. Hey/ Gadget/ A missed opportunity/ my Peter Parker/ Mission Impossible with phone numbers/ a phone number assassin/ the bad guy/ the big scuzz of Normandy/ The Dumpster Diving Clan/ Shoutouts/ Fragile Rock/ Dad Rock/ Hot Blooded/ A Khaki of dads

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(Episode 176)

The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ "We Got Ice!"/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy's a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do you do without social media?/ Bono is Eclipse ready/ Fighting Bono in a bar room brawl/ The Edge/ A big AIDS man/ Causing a ruckus on Facebook/ staying current, like a river/ a new phrase is invented/ dropping the chicken/ A smiling, potential listener/ the mouth ukulele of Jack Johnson/ "Excuse me, Miss"/ The treachery and deceitful body/ Tommy's wedding/ Honeymoons/ cousint/ Let b—— in at night/ Making a baby/ Why raccoons mate/ Shall we play a game?/ Create a super hero name/ a clown shark/ the new IT/ Seeing Borat on my birthday/ the most deadliest of olive/ cactus fetus/ Tommy's comedy show/ Grandpa's Donkey Juice/ No merch, Tommy, The novice/ Missed connections/ The camping grandma/ Fell in love with a GILF/ Boob curtains/ "she's got an ass that makes onions weep"/ Gullible's Travels/ My Delmonte Baby/ A diaper appears/ The Miserable Mailbag/ Get humble/ Hussy Eyes/ Tommy the Everyman/ Hilarious Clinton/ real life Sesame Street/ Oscar the Grouch facts/ Tomorrow's newspaper today/ Time machine talk/ Feta Cheese/ The Amazing Grace/ T.A.C.O./ possessed Teddy Ruxpin tales/ Test Tube Batman/ a Jesus Genie/ Jesus pancakes/ tales of days gone Bud Dry/ Quarters/ Tommy is Pat/ Trump-shaped ecstasy

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(Episode 175)

Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy's 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ "i beg to differ, my plump son"/ Having all the man smells/ Hot dog smells/ A parade of fools/ a flock of Amish/ Segments/ A special guest/ Laura/ THE RIBS/ Cliff Notes/ The Infinite Bore/ A guru/ Tommy's weight/ No extra skin on the Tommy/ The meaning of pal/ The stats of dee pics/ A great love story/ Ribs with a bib/ Elbow pics/ Dumb dumb stupid friends on Facebook/ Ecosexuals/ "You ever hump a flower?"/ The earth is your lover/ Missed Connections/ A generous coffee pourer/ Lead foot/ A real likeable wave/ "This isn't a missed connection, this is a confession…"/ INTENSE COLORS/ The craziest online dating experience/ #2, at least/ The men of online dating/ Defeat the boredom of love/ One more favor/ Huge/ "Since you're the elephant in the room, I'll address you…"/ Pining like Steve Urkel over Laura Winslow/ Get TGIF on Hulu/ Those signals/ The death of Summer/ Fests galore/ Tommy's MRS neck tattoo/ The backwoods country festival/ THE BEER TENT/ Redevelop your social skills/ all the hate/ Senator Kid Rock/ President The Rock/ Smelling like a hot dog, craving like a hot gun/ Tommy's hosting a BIG comedy gig/ A Dave Landau show/ I can get the ribs, scot free/ Slumber party comedy show/ SURFING/ This Flint, MI, USA/ The Cannibus Cup/ Advertise your vice/ "It's not your fault…"/ Snoop Dogg/ The Miserable Hotline/ Chris Vickers/ Got the ribs and let everyone down/ Andrea, tumbling in the dryer/ Hey, dirty car. Hey./ The haunting of Tommy/ This is the Gong Show/ The funeral processions

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People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn't know what a vasectomy is/ The Land of the Tom and Kin/ Clouded in Confusion/ Gas Station and Drive Thru humor/ A real life Kool Aid Man/ Zit Galaxy/ A witness to some sort of incident/ These trucks and the trailers of Infinite Possibilities/ The Dorkiest Motorcycle Owner Ever/ Tommy, the 4 year old daredevil/ "Drive a motorcycle"/ Question yourself/ These wrong, confident people/ The Strawberry Metaphor/ A moldy soul/ Soulless?/ An epiphany is had thanks to Grant The Rage Boy/ File sharing ruined life/ Lars Ulrich, described/ None Deserved/ Hearts/ The Love Millennial/ "I'm the hero of my own story"/ A vain man for no good reason/ Whole Hog into the wacky/ Kiss Cam on a date/ The Total Insanity Man/ Online dating nonsense/ The Match Song/ You ever have wildest dreams?/ Old people games/ Planting the flag/ My type/ Shoutouts to Functioning Drunks and That Awful Sound/ Randy gets in trouble with The Beloved/ Missed Connections/ "Beautiful is a strong word, sir"/ Nurses on the Prowl/ Laughing at people who hurt themselves/ Love, KFC style/ The longest, most fascinating Missed Connection ever/ Psychoknot/ Fake your own death/ Tommy's name is an alias/ Leo/ Controlling concubine recycling leech/ The Excuse Equations/ Vulgar Coward/ Quality Question/ After the credits/ Wacky news/ Facebook develops an Artificial Intelligence/ Which came first?

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(Episode 173)