Miserable Retail Slave

Not stressing the important stuff/ Taco Bell Sushi/ standing in line/ Tommy shops for volleyball shorts/ Big Jim Day/ Haystacks/ Dennis's Dog/ Tommy eats 50 lbs of pizza/ Wii Fat/ It's Election Night!/ Voting/ Third Parties/ Everyone's a POS/ Wolf Blitzer/ Breaking News: i don't know/ Getting an awesome vice president/ Black Belt Jones/ The Power Team/ Seeing three Jake "the Snake" Roberts/ Biggest Wrestlers/ A Real Life Troll/ Does the president get drug tested?/ Rebooting Rambo/ Freddy vs. Rambo/ Too Young to Die/ A professional wrestling transition/ Joe Rogan "Triggered"/ Real Time Election Results/ "You gotta keep me endeared"/ Missed Connections/ Whackadoodles/ Don't kiss those treacherous lips/ Walking off with a cliffhanger/ The Missed Connections Ann Landers/ An infinite number of Caidens/ The Rub

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Tommy overanalyzes everything/ They call me Gameboi/ Disclaimer/ A New Era of Positivity/ Famous Amos Moral Tales/ Mike Degrease Tyson/ Another horrible impression from Tommy/ The Power of Chuck/ Seeking Action Figure Status/ Beware the Freckled Children/ A frightening fact/ Rotting potatoes/ Hometowns/ Buying ice is a scam/ Black Eyes/ Fetus Sister/ Glen The Ice Man/ Future Mayors of America/ Boots/ Uh-Huh/ Being a fan of Pras in The Fugees/ Tommy gives up/ Rhode Island, home of the feral clowns/ wearing glasses for facial expressions/ Tommy's small eyes/ Tommy's smart phone addiction/ Country Music Name Game/ Cosmic Hallelujah/ Tommy's stance on country music/ A Nancy Sinatra/ Cher likes bottled water

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(Episode 138)

Spooktacular/ Tommy is offended by swears/ John Denver hair/ 1930s face/ Making a Tommy voodoo doll/ Tommy eats like a housewife/ "You're a bad song"/ These car accidents/ The Resurrection of Jake "The Snake" Roberts/ The Walking Dead deaths/ You have feelings when you quit drinking/ What's your favorite candy?/ Tommy knows his '80s fat kid trivia/ Wal-Martians/ Chip Fingers/ Distance and Time/ Postal Service Dating/ The Miserable Hotline/ Miserable Retail Slave, Jr./ Tommy is not a lumberjack/ Jesus wore carpenter jeans/ You best rectify your mistakes/ Tommy has one hour a week to himself

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(Episode 137)

Impromptu Guests, TRB (@The_Retail_Rant), Seattle Amanda (@mandasaurus_rex), and Penrose (@PenroseEames)

The Binge Drinking Diaries/ Remixing Tommy/ Meat Flasks/ Coughs/ Googling JTT/ Al from Home Improvement/ Under the Weather/ Tommy plays with his rubber ducky/ Swallowing books/ The Drunk Crown/ The Date/ The Not-So-Distinguished List/ Rubies/ Randy is not Ranty/ Getting a haircut/ Over attentive waitresses/ The ol' Time Thing/ Digital Adrenaline/ Tommy gets heated/ That Flight or Fight Instinct/ Randy is the Coyote chasing The Road Runner/ Ranty's first date with Mrs. Ranty/ Hey, Girl. Hey. I'm Movin' IN/ Ranty sees Dave Landau in the middle of a hurricane/ Ranty's Relationship Advice/ Tommy gets heated again/ Tommy gets heated for a 3rd time/ Long Distance Relationship tales/ Recognize the bass that swallows all the minnows/ Mr. Penrose joins the show/ Twitter is word vomit/ Mrs Penrose gives advice/ Eating Taco Bell/ Some d in the glass jar/ You will not my Sketchers/ Shootin' Your Shot/ Eating White Castle/ Time and distance is opening up some doors

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(Episode 136)

BOO! A Madea Halloween/ Packs of Feral Clowns/ What's scarier, Madea or Clowns?/ These nightmare clowns/ Being a Prophecy Man/ Stoop City, USA/ Sounding like a Bob Dylan Man/ A Real Life Magic Eye/ Farsighted hot vs. nearsighted hot/ Randy is a Human Trash Heap/ Rebel Flags/ The problem with that Dukes of Hazzard car/ Fatty, Fatty, 2 x 4/ Tommy's horrible Don Knotts impression/ Andy/ Fonzie's Illegitimate Children/ Those times when the retail worker is the worst/ Combo Burrito/ Nowhere fun/ The Miserable Hotline: Crazy Rituals with your Friends/ The Saga of Red ends, but a new Saga begins/ Sowing your digital seed/ The Universe, Here It Comes/ Now It's Getting Real/ A No Woman Man/ Randy needs a haircut/ Tommy's never kissed a girl/ PDA/ I am the cream/ The Hottest Sugarbabies in all the land/ Half Choking on Stupidity/ Glazed Donuts and Cannibal Corpse/ The Big Difference

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(Episode 135)

Swans/ Debates/ Backyard weddings/ Extended family terminology/ For Your Convenience/ "if we could create the estimated death"/ Hand sanitizer/ Meaty Lips/ Topless coffee shops/ Randy is a villain?/ Tommy aged 8 years in 1 week/ sweat suits/ Cigarettes/ Joe Camel/ Indecisive reversers/ Being tired of people who think they can say what they want/ Trips to the bank/ Allowances/ Bank tellers/ Big Pockets Thompson/ Tommy's taking a trip to the lumberyard/ Tommy has anxiety over household chores/ Nervous Tommy/ This lumber life/ The Saga of Red continues/ Inspiring podcasts/ She Gone/ Randy's last words/ An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure/ Tommy's short haircut/ Randy's Career Fair/ My Pal, Pig Pen/ Crazy Rituals/ Yahoo Answers/ husband bunking/ Bad influences/ Tommy's a fan of Aaron Neville

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(Episode 134)

Meeting Crazy People/ Tommy's Homeless Ex-Girlfriend/ Developing a personality/ Tommy's gumline/ Having desk jobs/ Wearing a Big Cardboard Gerber Baby Face/ The Convenience Nurse is on Tinder/ Taking awful pictures/ The Good Swipe/ Tommy has a meme-able face/ Tinder and Spotify partnership/ '90s Fart Rock/ Picking your Tinder song/ Randy's Career Fair/ Becoming a Professional Line Stander/ The Saga of Red continues/ Spreading the gospel of #WaitItOut/ One Constant Dot Dot Dot/ The Stupidest Question/ Small Talk With My Boyfriend/ The Perfect Hipster Scenario/ Sex Mad Tortoise Saves His Species From Extinction/ Diego, the sexual hurricane tortoise/ Tommy's new segment/ Terror Tommy's Super Supernatural Terrible Terror Tales: the Ghost of Minnie Quay/ Spirits travel faster in water/ Tommy becomes a part of the story/ UF-Uh-Ohs/ herds of pervs and gangs of nerds/ Missed Connections/ sexuality is weird/ Oddest Town Names in America/ The Miserable Hotline/ No Duncan Shiek

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(Episode 133)

Drinking on a weekday/Pangea of the Mind/ Dad Speak/ Rebooting my life/ Shared Bathroom Etiquette/ Tommy's not quick/ A Forrest Gump of the Highest Order/ Drinking up the awkward/ People have no clue/ Tommy Goes West/ The Roast of Rob Lowe/ Fish Necks/ Unseen Dangers/ One Direction is inside Tommy/ "My seaweed is my spinach"/ Fears/ Those space sharks/ Aquaman's Prune Face/ Randy is attacked by a foreign exchange student/ Fish with human teeth/ Super HAB crocodiles/ The Saga of Red/ Tommy's theme song/ Tommy, the advice guru/ #WaitItOut/ Taking it to Level 2-2/ The laziest motivational speaker in the world/ The Red Scare/ Little Spidey/ Gavin Rossdale gossip/ Calls from The Miserable Hotline/The Elvis Room/ The Cover of the Rolling Stone/ Randy and Tommy get Married

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(Episode 132)

Mannequin: It's the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the late '80s romantic comedy.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel/ The Epic Life In Paulie Walnuts/ Job Updates/ Reasons to leave retail/ A Life Spent Surrounded by Cargo Shorts and Booze/ The Gumshoe/ Some Secret Prize/ Nine Eleven/ Mannequin/ Crush the World with a Fist of Power/ The Kim Cattrall Cast/ Appealing to the gods/ '80s fashion is the worst/ Mannequin vs. Over the Top/ The Musical Montage/ Top 5 Toilet Scenes in Movies/ Who can understand a Benicio del Toro/ Bragging Rights/ Shawshank Redemption plot theory/ Jared Leto's Joker

The First Person that You Ever Hated/ Forever Optimist/ Constellations on his Face/ Plastic Giraffes/ The Pencil/ Tommy's feelings journal/ MTV VMAs/ Curved/ Squad Goals/ Language these days/ Tommy's Sitcom Laugh/ The Haunted Mirror/ Randy's Career Fair: Snake Milker/ Snake Farm is There/ Do Sharks Have Nipples?/ Shark Teat/ The Tale of Randy's Week/ The Legend of HAB/ Bars Closing Early/ What happened with the dog pun girl?/ The Saga of Red begins/ All the Stars are Aligning/ Effed by an owl/ Hologram Relationships/ HAB's Sugar Smacks/ No Crazy Cat Men/ Shootin' my Shot with Buckshot/ Tommy's Advice/ DRAMA IN THE BAND/ The Human Smiley Face/ Important job interviews/ Adult Clothes/ Miserable Retail Slave was attacked

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(Episode 130)