Misfigured Life

Learn how to do life more gooder. "Horrible podcast, it's insulting and the language is unnecessary" - Your Mom, probably. 

Misfigured Life is an educational podcast that respects your time and absolutely nothing else.  Realistic steps to accomplish projects and tasks, explained like you’re just a little bit special, and in less time than it takes other shows to even get to the point.  

It covers wildly varying topics from Robbing a Bank to Tending a Garden - and everything in-between.  

Stop ignoring the background banter podcasts and learn something you could actually use. 

At least one new episode a week - which day(s) specifically will be a surprise each week. Probably subscribe or something. 

Today we’re gonna make an amateur nerd out of you and magically grant you access to almost any wi-fi, regardless of how impressive their security is. Welcome to “How to Hack Wi-Fi”.

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Wifi Adapters:

$15 TP-Link N150 TL-WN722N

$40 Alfa AWUS036NHA

Download "Etcher" software:

https://www.balena.io/etcher/

Download “Kali” linux software:

https://www.kali.org/downloads/

Kali Update Commands:

sudo apt update

sudo apt full-upgrade -y

Install/Use WifiPhisher:

apt install wifiphisher

wifiphisher -i wlan1

For additional WifiPhisher options:

wifiphisher --help  

Since you’re all secretly insecure and terrified of looking stupid or being on the receiving end of criticism or repercussions, welcome to “How To Make A Decision”. The answer to this question is incredibly subjective and often situationally specific - so I will, as I always do, lay out a path that is mostly universal. 

We'll address the emotions that typically handicap the decision making process such as Fear, Guilt, and Anxiety; Consider relevant information, what's important to you, your feelings, others feelings, tangible impacts, and your possible options; Imagine discussing options with individuals with opinions you care about, play devils advocate to your own opinions, consider the long term effects, and going with your gut to make a final decision.

Before we can convince that lady or gentleman that we aren’t classless slobs, we’ll need to crush out some terminology and concepts first. We’ll break down some of the most popular “Varietals”, aka different types of wines.  We’ll also touch on what food you should pair ‘em with since people think that matters more than it does.   Last, we'll cover that awkward sommelier interaction so you look like you know what you're doing when ordering and receiving wine.  

I’m gonna explain dealerships, vehicles, pricing, and financing - and you can then use that knowledge for whatever route you take.  

Have you ever thought to yourself - I really like hearing myself talk? Have your friends told you repeatedly you’ve got a great voice for narrating audiobooks or doing commercials? 

Fantastic - I’m here to ruin your f****** day.   Buckle up for “How To Narrate an Audiobook”.

 I didn’t intend on touching the current Coronavirus / Covid-19 pandemic because One - You can’t fart without a self-proclaimed Coronavirus expert smelling it through their mask, and Two - Absolutely everyone with a shitty opinion and a mouth is already talking about it.

But alas, I received a request to cover it - so I’ve decided to present it in Misfigured Life fashion. Welcome to “How to get Covid-19”. 

There’s a ton of variations, so I’ll lay out the universal basics that apply to the vast majority of versions - then focus specifically on Texas Hold’em, which is unquestionably the most popular, and probably what you’ve seen in TV and movies. Texas Hold’em is that shit Bond was playing in Casino Royale. 

We’re gonna go over the white knuckled nail-biting excitement that is gardening. We’ll hit up what you need to think about before you do anything so you don’t waste time and money on a garbage plan, what preparation steps you’ll need to take so everything doesn’t go to shit, how to actually plant everything so it’s accessible organized and doesn’t immediately die, how to keep it from dying and protect it from both tiny and large monsters that want to destroy or devour it, and finally how and when to harvest if you’re planting something that, you know, needs to be harvested.  

The primary problem here is that sharks are pretty chill and aren’t really into fighting - which means it’s gonna be really hard to get a shark to fight you.  This makes your first challenge “Picking the fight”