On today's MJ Morning Show:

Rise in crime on cruise ships

Morons in the news

Revisited: Guy who wrote his own obituary died in a small plane crash

Kindergarten student brings Jello shots to classmates

Dump button text

Urban wildman lifestyle

"Dumbass" fake calls

Most hated text response

Woman gets her chicken for free and explains how

Uber driver pulls gun on passengers

MJ and Michelle ready for AC/DC concert

Diddy trial

National wear your life jacket to work day

Secretary of Transportation took wife off Newark flight

More men die from 'broken heart' than women

In a relationship? Do not answer these questions!

A call from Mika and Brian Kleinschmidt of "!00 Day Dream Home"

Woman fired for saying 200lb people shouldn't take pilates

Report - living near golf courses increases chance of Parkinson's 126%

Walmart CEO: Prices are going up

Man caught in a Lowe's display shed doing something privately

Tesla reportedly has 10,00 unsold Cyber Trucks

Mr. and Mrs. Blizzard had their wedding at a DQ