On today's MJ Morning Show:

Floridians in Glacier National Park fall into water

Death by Selfie

Morons in the news

Fight at a Walmart

Walmart 'outage'

List: Best actors to be 'Superman'

E-mail from listener

Taco Bell secret shopper hack

The FIRST Hermès bag

Fester's pet sitter issue

Latest 'dirtiest item in the house'

A paraglider hit a power line

Reveal of ridiculous baby name

Procedures a plastic surgeon said he'd never get

World Market has the chocolate MJ wants

Migraine water trick

Shorty Shane's Frontier Airlines experience

Walmart recalls water bottles that may blind users

Jeffrey Epstein update

Two out-of-state teens arrested for swatting in Polk County

Enhanced charges for petit theft

Julian McMahon... what's his connection to Clearwater?

Today Show insults Rick Springfield... twice