On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news

A Burger King run by one employee

Listener message about the fries at Steak n Shake

You're brushing your teeth wrong

Another breakup story

MJ IG - Car with bumper hanging off

Woman gave birth to 4 kids on same day... different years

Coldplay Kiss Cam cheating story

Things not to say on an airplane

Postal worker stopped for water at Starbucks

Fast Food A.I. beaten by customer

Don't throw a water bottle at a Holiday, Florida, drive-thru

Mic at golf tournament picked up perfectly timed fart

Stephen Colbert's show canceled

Mugshot of the day

Don't call a judge a whore

Oops from American Airlines

MJ's movie chatter: "Superman", dog adoptions are up, and a movie he's looking forward to in 2026

Annabelle doll didn't kill a guy... or did she?

Woman scammed out of thousands of dollars with A.I. voice of her daughter