On today's MJ Morning Show:

Burglar says 'you'll have to shoot me'

Morons in the news

Girlfriend thinks boyfriend's mom is faking illness

Renting pools

1 hit to the head can lead to becoming a criminal

Kid and dad overboard Disney cruise

MJ IG - 5 Amazon packages delivered

Bezos wedding

MJ saw something crazy at Tampa International rental area

Diddy trial update

Karen Read offered movie deal

Beach Blanket Bandit

Drawbridge mishap in Miami

General Lee jumps fountain

Flight attendant makes passenger spit out Zyn pack

USPS warns about 'Brushing' scam

Mugshot of the Day

Cops baited gunman with water

Semi overturned with 10,000 bottles of whiskey

Gofundme pages for the Largo tornado victimes

Bucket truck hit by tractor trailer

More rain coming this week

New laws going into effect, including excessive speeding law

Beyonce prop car mishap

Rabid groundhog in Hillsborough