On today's MJ Morning Show:

How should MJ pronounce "semaglutides"

Hold-up on new studio - Phone issue might be closer to a resolution

Morons in the news

Teacher charged with DUI after crashing through school fence

Call to Michelle

OnlyFans alleged tax evader

OnlyFans accuses women of being failures - We took calls

Fit Fest

MJ's IG feed... video of big rider on a scooter

MJ's Gmail still driving him crazy

Mystery A/C problem at MJ's house

Pilot cancelled flight when passenger smoked pot in restroom

Costco's 'fart ninja'

A man attacked a guy mowing a lawn dressed in a full jester costume

Bob Ross paintings sold for more than expected

Alleged tax-dodging Onlyfans model is a Tampa local

40-year-old man rescued from a school playground slide

Two unrelated drownings of Carnival passengers

Netflix series 'I Am A Stalker' 

Guy stops seat ahead of him from reclining on a flight

Woman hit a school girl with a Stanley Cup

Bat-infested cabins at Grand Teton