On today's MJ Morning Show:

Crane crashes onto a house

Morons in the news

Bucs' heavy player

Toothpaste made with hair

Amazon crate found on the side of the road

Amazon driver hit a garage door

Karen in the dog park revisited... and identified?

MJ invited to Scores

Amalie Arena's new name sponsor

Is O'Keefe's Pub going away?

MJ doesn't think as much of "Big Brother" as Fester does

Pickup truck in NY state with a stroller with a child in it in the bed

Straight A student suspended for making joke about shooting up school, parents sue

Rosie O'Donnell has lost weight

MJ and Michelle compatibility test

Beef has gotten expensive

If you do this, it may mean you're old

Claire's bankruptcy

Powerball winner tased... bodycam

Subway subs stories

Cell phone problem? Don't shoot it.

Woman in Paris stayed at hotel, brought back bedbugs in bag

Guy caught on camera putting Gorilla Glue in co-worker's drink

Revenge porn trouble

How would Fester rob an armored car? There's a rash of robberies in Pennsylvania

Bride suggested bridesmaids wear their wedding dresses

Charlie Sheen has a Netflix documentary coming