On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's AI car song

Yosemite Sam on square grouper

5th grade girls plot to kill classmate

Morons in the news

Vegetarians are more power hungry

Self-driving Tesla hits a train

Kentucky Powerball winner had decades-long criminal history

Shortest marriage ever

The complainer about Michelle

Ice-T 

MJ's license set to expire again

Disney's 'hug rule'

Guy killed on highway trying to save a turtle

New studio chatter... coming soon!

TSA - Passengers no longer need to take shoes off

Delta flight makes emergency landing when a battery bank catches fire

Amazon Prime Day (MJ doesn't seem to want it)

Crazy road rage story

Denise Richards' husband files for divorce

If you hit a black bear, don't go to check on it

Bad reviews for new movie

Worst shoplifting getaway ever

Most boring city in U.S. is in Florida

Julian McMahon RIP