On today's MJ Morning Show:

Keep scissors out of MJ's hands

Fester is so excited

Morons in the news

Bradenton kids fire flare gun, burn boat

Pig man call

Is MJ involved with an investigation

A visit from Sabe

Our devices are listening to us

Funny real estate agent Bre 

Diddy update

A car ran into a house in St. Pete

Tampa Bay Rays sale update

The Gen-Z stare

MJ wants AI videos filtered out

Super Sardo

Buying cancelled vacations

Pants so tight they cause a hernia

Restaurant reviews

MJ going to see "Superman"

Rain in NYC

Restaurant server stories

Fyre Festival sold on eBay

KFC making changes