On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's cereal

Morons in the news

Woman felt forced to prove her gender at a Buffalo Wild Wings

How many steps do you need to take per day?

Fester's experience in a LeBaron

Revisit: Subway Smash

Breaking news from Taylor Swift

A.I. song - MJ & Michelle split

Harvard scientist on aliens

Veterinarian, former actress dies at 60

American Eagle business is up

A Karen in a dog park

Spirit Airlines struggling again

McDonald's commercial voiceover

Lights not working at MJ's house

Bezos hoping to get his wife to star in a Bond movie

Hamptons house rental price

Self-checkout theft in stores

Arizona drinks might need to raise prices

Passenger boards wrong flight (somehow)

Clippy the Paper Clip