We talk about inappropriate 'Secret Santa' gifts, and the time Chris played 'Rape Murder Kill' with some ladies. All this and more!

Chris tells the story of Assman, and the kid who brought mirror shoes to school. Cindy talks about the tampon yanking aunt, and an unfortunate collision with a deer. All this, and more!

Chris talks about throwing tantrums on a first date, and Cindy describes her trip to SeaWorld. We also talk about a dad who de-pantsed neighborhood kids, and about purchasing dog poison. All this, and more!

We talk about a diarrhea themed dating show, and a nut grabbing evangelical. We also discuss Chris's trip to the gyno, and Cindy calling 911....all this and more!

We discuss dog periods, aroused truckers, and Chris's early criminal career....plus much more!

We discuss a little league psychopath, a diarrhea themed wrestler, and Cindy's brief but entertaining wigger phase.....plus more!

We talk about the time Chris lived for a day as a T-Rex, and about faking your wiener with a hotdog. We also hear a touching rendition of White Christmas!

We discuss why the feminine hygiene aisle is a great place to meet women, and how getting stabbed is embarrassing. We also talk about an accidental trip through a cruising spot, and more.

We talk about the kid who almost got his parents arrested via his porn searches, and the kid who was caught going through his friend's mom's panties. We also discuss extreme senior pranks and cat blood painting. Enjoy!

We talk about the time my friend found his mom’s butt toys, and about how a pee bottle hoarder caused urine damage to the drywall. We also discuss feminine hygiene products….probably a bit too much actually.