We talk about failing a job interview with style; we discuss cat buttholes; and we talk about a bunch of messed up kids. All this and more!

We talk about a clown magician who scares kids with murder illusions; we discuss a mailman who has been harassing Chris with hot dogs; and we talk about the various ways to mess with your kids and cause severe psychological trauma. All this and more!

We talk about a hot dog sucking peeping tom; we discuss opening a jewelry store for penises; and we try to re-create a Boston accent. Plus a whole lot more!

We discuss dick pics in the Victorian Era; we talk about getting your penis out at the dentist; then we discuss using punitive diapers to solve the crime problem. All this and more!

We hear from Jerry Seinfeld; Chris invents a gravy powered toilet; and then we discuss a lifeboat scenario with monsters and Helen Keller sprinkled in. All this and more!

We discuss some edgy T-shirt designs, and then learn the REAL cause of the Vietnam War. We also talk about adult diapers and the Kancho butt poking game. All this and more!

We talk about a kid who was bullied with farts; Elmo gives us too much information; and we discuss conspiracies. All this and more!

Chris drops a new creepypasta, then we talk about tearing the heads off of animals and soiling mattresses. All this and more!

We reveal the original GOODFELLAS script; we meet Edward Penis Balls; and we pitch a new reality TV show. All this and more!

We talk about a British guy’s penis coming off; We discuss a mime troupe acting out terrible scenes; and we learn about Johnny Appleseed. All this and more!